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Surprise Alliance Bodes Ill For SRPW Champion

Posted: Jan 6th 2014 By: CMBurnham

The brawn was obvious in the form of Warhammer.

The beauty was also obvious in the form of Mable.

But now the brains have been revealed. And it came in a form no one expected.

Two months ago, Warhammer made it quite clear why he had arrived in SRPW. He targeted SRPW Champion Sam Stackhouse for his title after Stackhouse had defeated Crossfire Morrison. There are few people who can exceed Stackhouse in size, but Warhammer almost made Sam look like a junior heavyweight.

Interestingly, Warhammer was quickly accompanied by Mable, who had abandoned her interest in Psycho Sawyer after Sawyer was defeated in a Casket Match by SRPW Women's Champion Matt Majestic. Quiet and deadly, Mable saw more of a sure thing with Warhammer as her associate than any other member of the SRPW roster.

Since that alliance, Warhammer has made it clear that he doesn't care about wins and losses unless its an SRPW Title match. He easily disposed of Diamond, but was disqualified against El Martillo and Stackhouse in separate matches. Still, Warhammer made is point quite clear. He would walk away with the SRPW Title or he would destroy everyone in the federation.

It appeared he would get his opportunity to win the prize at the last SRPW event of 2013, but Stackhouse was unable to attend the show due to a bout with the flu. Stepping in to fill Stackhouse's shoes was Joey Stixx, which was admirable on the part of the youngster, but the end was never in doubt. Stixx gave everything he could against a man who outweighed him by almost 300 pounds and in the end, a chokeslam nearly drove Stixx through the mat and the referee mercifully counted three.

But that is when everyone was shocked as SRPW ring announcer Jason Doggins said 3 simple words: "Do it again!"

All eyes turned to Doggins as he emerged from the announce table and ordered Warhammer to chokeslam Stixx again. And then Doggins entered the ring and revealed that he was the representative for Warhammer and that everyone should now refer to him as Jamison Doggins III. Doggins unleashed a vile diatribe against Stackhouse, SRPW, SRPW commissioner Bobby Burns and all the fans present, making it known that when Warhammer returned to SRPW next, he would receive his title opportunity. And that will be the night that everything changes in SRPW.

The thought is almost too terrible to comprehend. Stackhouse as been champion for almost 6 months. But even he will have difficulty walking away as SRPW Champion. Not only does he have to contend with the size and power of Warhammer, but the distraction of Mable and the newly revealed genius of Jamison Doggins III will also be at ringside. It seems like a formula that is destined to see Stackhouse fail.

Brawn. Beauty. And now Brains. This treacherous trio stands ready to make the biest impact on SRPW ever.