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A Quick Word From IZW Commissioner Brandon Bishop

Posted: Apr 10th 2012 By: CMBurnham

Man... I am the Highest of Hierarchies! The Kingpin! The Inferno with Unlimited Heat! The True Natural Born Leader of Impact Elite! Last week I had some business to attned to at the end of the night... The Bronze Bull, The Worlds Champ, The Bling in my Ring, The Man that Hercules, Zeus and The Kraken look at and say, "Damn!!" The Golden Comet, The Shining, My Immortal Muse, The Creation of Devastation,Aaron Neil asked me if he could grace the people one last time before the event was over, I said YES! YES With the Sword of Damocles, Venture to thy ring and claim thy light! Offer thy mortals a glimpse, and a ray of hope, that someday, you may enhance their pathetic lives with but a grain of thy immactulate cellular sheddings! And what better time did the all knowing BRONZE BULL choose... In the ring, Jermaine Johnson and Double D were using very unGodly tactics against Nemesis, who were just trying to win a competition and enhance their legacy... But The Hit List, as I'll call their tag team, refused to abide by the IZW rules, MY RULES! Therefore, Sir Damon Windsor and The next Impact Player of The Year Jordan Jacobs ran down to even the score, Then out comes Randy Price, another Agent of The Downtrodden and Bringer of evil intentions, he enters the fray and causes even more Chaos that my team intended to remedy! So The BRONZE BULL and Shawn McHale quickly evened whatever score you people were trying to keep... Once again, Jermaine Johnson, you were left lying on the green, with The Bronze bull boldly standing above you. with your squinting eyes fading in and out, I imagine that sight was life changing, The BRONZE BULL glimmering and hovering above... Holding the one thing you desire, The IZW Worlds Championship.. Your pals Double D and Randy Price, along side you in your dismay... My Number One Shawn McHale sent me an image of this, and I will have it expanded and framed and hung over my toilet here in Colorado Springs... Get used to it Jermaine...Because as long as you keep intending on begging for another title shot like a pathetic exgirlfriend begging BRANDON BISHOP for just one last shot, all you're going to do is make yourself look foolish and get yourself hurt... You're being left to choke on the Bronze Dust of AARON NEIL... At Coronation, AARON will be facing THOR for his title... or Maybe ZEUS himself... You know, Worthly opponents... So JJ, either realize that your star has fallen, Challenge SAKI MOTO, or whatever his name is, or Max Wyld, or The Legendary Jeffrey Parker, Maybe a girl at The concession stand will accept your challenge, realize your place young man... Most likely, I'm not even going to have you as a part of CORONATION... Stay home and watch it on GFL.TV... As a matter of fact.. At CORONATION, Since I have done every damn thing I said I would do since arriving in IZW, I think I might have an ACTUAL CORONATION!!! I shall claim my role as KING OF IZW!!! With my Knights of The Squared Circle... I Like it... Just stay home JJ... And RANDY PRICE, DOUBLE D, or anyone else in the mix that seems to have a beef with the KINGPIN... Look at us... I HAVE THE WORLDS CHAMPION BRONZE BULL, I HAVE THE IMPACT DIVISION CHAMPION and Next IMPACT PLAYER JORDAN JACOBS, I HAVE SIR DAMON WINDSOR and I have myself.. Not only a GENIUS as Commissioner, but one of the top In ring competitors in the entire WORLD! And Sean too... ASK YOURSELF kids... DO YOU REALLY WANT US TO TURN THIS TRAIN IN YOUR DIRECTION AND FIND YOURSELF TIED TO THE TRACKS? REALLY? I THINK NOT... See you Saturday!