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It's Her Party...And She Can Reign If She Wants To!

Posted: Mar 18th 2012 By: CMBurnham

The rulebook for Oklahoma combat sports says that women and men cannot compete against each other.

Apparently, when you're a princess, you don't have to follow the rules.

Looking at the current champions in Oklahoma, one of them isn't like the others. And that's Princess Brittani, as she sits atop the UWE as the only female heavyweight champion of any company.

It's not the first time she's held what is traditionall a male title, as she is also a former SPW United States Champion. But the way she went about getting this belt shows the desperation in her head and the lengths she'll go to in order to keep everyone in UWE bowing to her will.

Brittani had already humiliated Jon Cross at the previous UWE show in Tahlequah. After his partner Terry Kage turned on him during a tag team match, they then laid Cross on a chair and whipped him with a kendo stick, leaving deep lacerations that were still visible many days later.

Last Saturday, Brittani came to the ring with her enforcer Stewart and the two called Jon Cross out. They said that Cross had driven Kage to drugs and alcohol and he was currently in rehab and unable to attend the show. The stress of these actions had "forced" her to take a vacation to Jamaica due to stress, but now she's recovered and ready to focus on the business at hand. Cross questioned whether Kage's injuries were worse than when they tried to break his neck at the previous show, but Brittani wasn't interested in listening the former Commission member. Cross continued, though, saying all he had been interested in was a clean break from the Commission. Obviously, that didn't happen and they tried to put him out, but they messed up because he was still there. Cross' words and action finally got the best of Brittani's temper and he order Stewart in to take care of the "Big Boss", but Cross had no problem disposing of the former Mountain Man. Brittani then went to her typical abuse of power and banned Cross from the building for the rest of the night. This brought an irate crowd to their feet and Brittani made it clear to them that she accepted no responsibility for her actions, instead blaming the decision on the UWE audience. She concluded by promising the bring the UWE title back to the Commission before the night was over.

That promise was lodged in a Gauntlet Match signed at the previous show where Fuel was told he would have to defend his title against members of the Commission in a match where the DQ rule was waived. Although it was originally thought to be just 3 of the members, that turned out not to be true as Fuel was then booked against ALL the members of the group. And he addressed all of them in a video promo right after intermission. He called Kyle Everlast a "blueberry" and commented on his educational level, saying he was the kid in math class who thought 7 + 7 = 77. He accused Justin Dynamic of stealing Barney's underwear, labeled Robbie Awesome as the 40-year old virgin, said Daemon Storm had a square head like Spongebob Squarepants and concluded by describing SRPW United States Champion J. B. Strangler as "that guy who looks like he ate someone's liver." He promised that even though Princess Brittani was "screeching as the leader", the Commission WOULD fall that night because even though he's outnumbered in the ring, he has the crowd's numbers to support him!

It appeared that Fuel would be fulfilling his prophecy as the Commission took the to the match. First up was Justin Dynamic, who Fuel disposed of with a Super Kick from the top rope. Next came Robbie Awesome, who brushed off an attempted Superkick and tried for a piledriver, but Fuel reversed that into a Kryptonite Krunch. J. B. Strangler made his attempt to become a dual champion, but fell to a Superkick as well. The smallest of the competitors, Daemon Storm, took his shot, but was met with a Frog Splash for his elimination. Then Kyle Everlast entered. As the largest of the Commission members and the last to face a fatigued Fuel, it looked like he might be able to capture the first championship gold of his career. But Fuel drew power from the fans, fighting off every attempt Everlast made to capitalise and win the match. Everlast eventually grew too frustrated to continue, grabbing the kendo stick and hitting Fuel with it and bringing the match to a conclusion with a DQ loss.

Or at least that's what Fuel thought.

But after that decision was announced, one more member of the Commission was introduced. While some fans postulated that it might be Stewart and others considered that somehow Terry Kage had arrived at the show, no one expected Princess Brittani to come through the curtain. And at first, Fuel stared in as much disbelief as everyone else. But when the bell rang, the match was back on and Fuel found himself having to compete against the owner of the company. A devestating spinebuster on Brittani by Fuel seemed certain to take her out of things and then the entirety of the Commission entered the ring. In the course of trying to handle the situation, Fuel ended up throwing Everlast into Princess Brittani. And the referee was faced with no choice but to DQ Fuel. Under the stipulations of the match, this meant that Fuel lost the title he had held for 5 months.

And at that point, Fuel snapped. He began lashing out at all the members of the Commission, but that didn't last long as the near 30 minute match had taken a lot out of him. Quickly, the Commission overwhelmed him and draped him across a chair, preparing to repeat the actions they had committed against Jon Cross the previous month.

But then, the lights went out in the building. And when they came back, Cross was standing in the ring, defiant to the orders of Princess Brittani. Together, Cross and Fuel cleared the ring and then publicly announced the reformation of the Ring Intruders! Fuel concluded the show by saying that the Commission's worst nightmare had come true.

While that may be true, the worst nightmare of the fans had also come true as once again, the Commission controlled the Heavyweight Title of the company. The worst thing is when people like that promise something and then make it come true and that's exactly what Brittani did, whether the tactics used were fair or not. What happens now will certainly not be easy for the Ring Intruders, but they are determined to get to the throne that Brittani sits on, making sure that she falls off and that the UWE Championship comes home to the people where it belongs.