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IZW State Of The Impact Address - March 5th

Posted: Mar 5th 2012 By: CMBurnham

On my way down to Oklahoma from Colorado, It snowed, it rained, it was Sunny, and it got dark, I got to experience the American Rocky Mountains, The Great Plains, saw Antelope grazing, Cows gearing up for slaughter and seemingly endless pavement passing beneath me... But the whole time I had only one thought... Get to the Impact Arena and Celebrate that title win with my main man, Jermaine Johnson...Though I've never met the guy before my tenure as IZW Commissioner began, I grew to like him quickly, and took Jeff Wolfenbarger's advice, molding Jermaine to be the face of MY new IZW... So I allowed him to start off the show by saying a few words, then decided to surprise him by entering the ring myself, pumping up the fans like only I can do, and making sure he knew without question that he had my endorsement and that he was indeed my champion... But that didn't happen did it? No, for some reason Jermaine feels the need to feed his massive ego yet another spoonful of selfishness and try to convince the fans and himself that he didn't need me at all... Then he had the audacity to challenge me to a fight? Are you KIDDING ME??? Listen here Jermaine Johnson, and everyone else in the back for that matter, don't let the Commissioner position fool you, I've been kicking the asses of bigger, stronger, smarter and more talented pieces of garbage like you for over a decade! It took every ounce of restraint I had to not shove that 20lbs of gold right up your 40lbs of ass! Lucky for you Sheldon was there to calm me down and I personally exercised will power... Don't test me, because my boots are always with me, I'd be more than happy to introduce you to them... For your sake, I'm in IZW to run the show, not be it's champion... But anyways, If Jermaine doesn't want to play on the GOOD GUYS team, then fine, be buddy buddy with losers like Randy Price and Double D, You might as well call yourselves the HIT LIST, because you're on it with a Black Bold Sharpee Permanent marker...

Now Aaron Neil... I remember back in the day, about ten years ago, I stumbled upon an amazing athlete, and amazing talent and an amazing kid, I knew I had a bucket of gold with Aaron. I took the kid under my wing, did my best to make his life simple while he concentrated on wrestling. All was fine until a little weasel named Johnny Z got into his head and turned my own monster against me.. But that was ten years ago.. These days, that big kid is a huge man, a 5x IZW Worlds Champion, he's been around the globe, and he's simply the most awesome presence in IZW period... I'm proud of what he's accomplished, but you can never escape where you came from Aaron, your past will always haunt you, but in your case that's a good thing. I know you need time to think and sort everything out in your mind, but time's running out. You've already lost the IZW title because you didn't, don't think losing everything isn't in the cards for you, i've seen it happen, hell, i've been through it, if you don't have the right people surrounding you at all times Aaron, this business will chew you up and vomit you out. Some new advice from an old friend...

Next, I'm proud of my new batch up upstarts... I may start simply calling them "PROOF" Because they Eric Rose, Damon Windsor, Jordan Jacobs and my Number One Seth McVane have a combined heart that beats as one. They are the present and future of IZW. They've tried so hard to impress me, and on March 3rd, THEY DID! Damon scored a pinfall on Jermaine Johnson are we partied like a basket of retarded kittens all night! Get used to it Jermaine Johnson, not going to get any easier from here on out...

I was asked where Valeri was by yet another disgusting dirty pervert in the crowd Satuirday night...well, she's filming a movie called Whisper, Wyoming and HATES OKLAHOMA... She'll come down if she feels like it... Until then, leave her alone on Facebook etc. Her family is rich and they will kill you...

Lastly... I wanted so desperately to say a few words about this PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE of Johnny Z video segment series he must have ordered to be aired... No one, not even Johnny Z himself can give you the past present and future of JOHNNY Z better than I can.. I created Johnny Z, I am the reason he's in wrestling, I am the phoenix of which IZW was created, and I will SURELY be telling it like it it LIVE at The IMPACT ARENA Soon enough... I may even save it for MARCH MAYHEM...

Anyways... See you at all my IMPACT ARENA This Saturday Night, I have a lot of work to do for MARCH MAYHEM, so if anyone pisses me off to the point I have to leave my new office area, I probably just fire them... Til then, COMMISH OUT!