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Posted: Sep 17th 2006 By: CMBurnham

9-11 WWE RAW

Umaga, with Armando Alejandro Estrada def. Ric Flair by DQ when Flair used a chair on Umaga. Umaga and Flair continued to fight outside the ring with Umaga getting the upper hand. After a Samoan Drop, Umaga threw Flair back into the ring, then threw the steps in. Pyro went off and Kane came down to fight Umaga.

Roddy Piper accompanied the Highlanders to the the ring. He said he's happy to be in New York City. He pulled out a copy of this month's WWE Magazine with the 51 worst offenders in WWE history on the cover. #1 was Roddy Piper. He said he's proud to be with the Highlanders. There's a quick exchange of identities and slaps amongst the 3 of them. Piper said he hadn't had this much fun since he beat up Mr. T. WWE RAW World Tag Team Champions The Spirit Squad came out. They said the Highlanders, Roddy Piper and the New York Poilce Department pipe and drum band are all dressed like girls. Piper replies by suggesting that the Spirit Squad all had their testicles removed and replaced with pom-pons. He then challenges the Spirit Squad to a 6-man tag team match.

Roddy Piper and the Highlanders def. WWE RAW World Tag Team Champions The Spirit Squad (Johnny, Kenny & Mikey).

9-14-06 NWA-TNA Impact

A video package promoting the Ultimate X match for the NWA World Tag Team Titles between Champions LAX and A.J. Styles & Christopher Daniels was shown.

A.J. Styles & Christopher Daniels def. Frankie Kazarian & Maverick Matt

Larry Zybyszko, Eric Young and NWA World Champion Jeff Jarrett are backstage. Jarrett called Young and moron and an idiot. He then sent Young out to go find out what type of training Sting was doing for their upcoming match. Next, he told Zbyszko to go down during Jim Cornette's town hall meeting and get Jarrett out of the Fan's Revenge Match at No Surrender with Samoa Joe. If Zbyszko couldn't accomplish this, Jarrett said there would be hell to pay.

Robert Fuller met with Bobby Roode as Roode continued to scout for the man to manage him.

Jim Cornette came to the ring for the town hall meeting. He said TNA wouldn't be here if it weren't for the fans. He wanted everyone to be in on this, so he let the fans surround the ring and he has an agenda. He said he didn't know everyone hated Jeff Jarrett the way they did and apparently, Jarrett ranks somewhere between Osama bin Laden and crotch rot. He said that after taking the polygraph last week, Jarrett's testimony cleared Earl Hebner of any wrong doing, so Hebner will be reinstated for a second chance, but he'd better not mess this one up. Cornette doesn't give 3rd chances. He then mentioned that Jarrett's testimony didn't clear Larry Zbyszko and he and Zybyszko will be having a closed door meeting soon about his future in TNA. Cornette then brought Samoa Joe out to the ring. He told Joe that his task at No Surrender was to inflict so much pain on Jarrett that he will leave the ring and the fans can whip him. Joe said he knows his mission and he tell Jarrett that on Sep 24th, his ass belongs to Samoa Joe and the fans. At No Surrender, he'll own Jeff Jarrett. At this point, Larry Zbyzsko came down to the ring. He took the microphone and said he wanted to talk with Cornette about the future now. He said that ever since Cornette came into TNA, he's had his hands full. Things were running smoothly until Cornette came in, but then he made one stupid decision after another. He demanded that Cornette take Jarrett out of the Fan's Revenge match, but Cornette refused. Zbyszko said he thought Cornette was a crook. Cornette responded by saying that he might disband the championship committee since Zbyszko was a member and ordered Zbyszko to leave the ring. Zbyszko asked Cornette what army was going to make him do that and Cornette said "The army of Samoa". At that point, Samoa Joe attacked Zbyszko with a leather strap, beating him from the ring. Jeff Jarrett then made an appearance at the top of the entrance ramp and began to come down, attacking fans with a strap of his own as the show drew to a close.