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Warrior's Machete: Coming attraction

Warrior's Machete: Coming attraction

Posted: May 21st 2010 By: mikeiles

He who rules his spirit has won a greater victory than the taking of a city. ~ Jesus

One who conquers himself is greater than another who conquers a thousand times a thousand on the battlefield. ~ Buddha

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?Dear Teddy letters are good for the soul ? Part-II? soon to arrive.

My gut instincts are always right. Like I say, your first gut instinct is pure reason. I knew it was good for me to do a Part I, then a Part II. It gave me a chance to stand back and view the aftershocks.

I love how my posts separate the wheat from the chaff, the idiots from the intellectual, the men who actually sweat when they workout from the cross-dressers with memberships at Curves, the real patriots who get what freedom is from the guys who think unalienable in the Declaration of Independence has something to do with Area 51 and little green creatures from outer space.

I?ve finally figured out how to get rid of these metrosexuals and other gender-confused misfits who come around stinking the joint up ? make my posts even longer. Amazing, if it?s not a sound-bite or one of those in-fashion toilet reading books filled with one syllable pieces of wisdom, it?s too damn much. A diatribe. Long and long. On and on. Rambling.

Hey, numb-nuts, some of us need and enjoy better literature than bubble gum wrappers and the cut-and-paste posts at your silly-ass wrestling sites. Some of us are here to fulfill a mission in our lives ? always learning?always growing. Jerking off is something you loners do maybe once in a while. It?s not something you?re supposed to do with your whole f?ing life.

I?m positive there?s a correlation between the stamina of your mentality and the stamina of your physicality. I?ll save that piss-slapping dissertation for another Classic post.

In the meantime, stack up on your Red Bull supply. You?re going need it to get through the next Long and Hard and Brilliant Warrior Machete?s Post you don?t have the discipline to turn your eyes from. You?re welcome.

Someone wrote and asked why comments are turned off.

Simple. I value my time ? and yours, too. Commenting is a waste of it.

Your Founding Father of Time Management,

Always Believe,

Warrior

 

Tags: Ultimate Warrior, Ted DiBiase

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  • 06-21 2008 Tim Rockwell def. El Super Colibri for the ComPro Oklahoma X Division Title
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  • 06-21 2024 Big Sed def. Sam Adonis for the TexPro Heavyweight Title
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  • 06-22 2005 Phillip def. Se7en for the ACW Hardcore Title
  • 06-22 2018 Joe Cuedo def. Brock Baker for the ComPro Oklahoma X Division Title
  • 06-22 2024 Pastor Brent def. Daniel Aaron Michalles for the WAH Hunger Dojo Title
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  • 06-23 1972 Billy Red Lyons def. The Spoiler for the WCCW American Heavyweight Title
  • 06-23 1980 Mr. Hito & Mr. Sakurada def. Jose Lothario & Tiger Conway Jr. for the WCCW American Tag Team Titles
  • 06-23 1982 Ted DiBiase def. Junkyard Dog for the MSW North American Heavyweight Title
  • 06-23 1984 Gino Hernandez became the WCCW Texas Heavyweight Champion
  • 06-23 1989 The Stud Stable (Robert Fuller & Brian Lee) def. Jeff Jarrett & Mil Mascaras for the WCCW World Tag Team Titles
  • 06-23 2001 Big Daddy Moore def. Adam Lacroix for the OPW Oklahoma Television Title
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  • 06-23 2009 Joshua Michael & Epic became the ACW Tag Team Champions
  • 06-23 2023 Dustin Tibbs def. Thrash for the WFC Prime Title
  • 06-24 1972 Stan Stasiak def. Red Bastien for the WCCW Texas Heavyweight Title
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  • 06-24 1977 John Studd became the WCCW Texas Brass Knuckles Champion
  • 06-24 1985 The Dynamic Duo (Gino Hernandez & Chris Adams) def. The Fantastics (Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton) for the WCCW American Tag Team Titles
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  • 06-24 2017 Excellence Personified (Duke Swellington & Dustin Heritage) def. Shawn Hendrix & Aaron Anders (substituting for Anthony Andrews) for the ComPro Tag Team Titles
  • 06-24 2017 Dynamic Shields (Justin Dynamic & Shawn Shields) def. Big Smooth & Zakk Sinizter for the UWE Tag Team Titles
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  • 06-24 2020 Warren Powers def. Giganto for the BPW 365 Title
  • 06-24 2023 Stage Dive Mafia (Rook Tyler & Axel Savage) became the BCW Tag Team Champions
  • 06-24 2023 C. M. Burnham def. Lunchador for the WAH Hunger Dojo Title
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  • 06-25 2011 Sam Stackhouse def. Shane Morbid for the BYEW Heavyweight Title
  • 06-25 2011 The Sons of Ireland (Devan Scott & Shane Scott) def. The New Age Syndicate (Scott Sanders & Shawn Sanders) for the BYEW Tag Team Titles
  • 06-25 2011 Chris Chaos became the BYEW Caution Champion
  • 06-25 2011 The Future Hall of Famers (John O'Malley & Brad Michaels) def. Bernie D & Aaron Neil (subbing for Max McGuirk) for the IZW Tag Team Titles
  • 06-25 2016 Brian Breaker def. Zakk Sinizter for the UWE Heavyweight Title
  • 06-25 2017 The Cub Scouts (Grizzly Gates & Brock Landers) became the MSWA Mid-South Tag Team Champions
  • 06-26 1961 The Bolos (Great Bolo 1st & Mighty Bolo) became the TSW Southwestern Tag Team Champions
  • 06-26 1987 Frankie Lancaster & Eric Embry def. The Fantastics (Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton) for the WCCW World Tag Team Titles
  • 06-26 1999 Tarantula def. Original Renegade for the OPW Oklahoma Light Heavyweight Title
  • 06-26 2005 Li'l Joe def. Phillip for the ACW Hardcore Title
  • 06-26 2009 Brandon Groom def. The Handsome Spoiler for the TOPW Oklahoma Heavyweight Title
  • 06-26 2009 Kevin James Sanchez def. Bobby Starr for the BYEW Entertainment Title
  • 06-26 2021 Most Wanted (Dan Webber & Reese) def. Los Loco Moscas (Elijah Sparks & El Greengo Loco) for the WAH Tag Team Titles
  • 06-26 2025 Microman def. Mini Abismo Negro for the EDW Heavyweight Title
  • 06-27 1969 Wahoo McDaniel & Thunderbolt Patterson became the WCCW American Tag Team Champions
  • 06-27 1971 Johnny Valentine def. Toru Tanaka for the WCCW Texas Brass Knuckles Title
  • 06-27 1976 Jose Lothario def. The Mongolian Stomper for the WCCW Texas Brass Knuckles Title
  • 06-27 2009 Randy Price def. Dustin Heritage for the IZW Impact Division Title
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