GWAR Lead Singer Wins Wrestling Match...Over Tracy Smothers?
Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 By: CMBurnham
In an event asinine yet sublime, GWAR lead singer Oderus Urungus has claimed victory over world-famous wrestler Tracy Smothers in a match held last week at Schoenbaum Amphitheater in Charleston, W. Virginia.
?It wasn't too hard...I just grabbed his neck, and choked. His eyeballs popped out of his skull. End of story,? said the well-hung shock-rocker. Smothers corpse was quickly re-animated by the necrotic power of Oderus, and the two pledged to continue to wage their war as long as people ?gave them money for it?. ?This is huge in Czechoslovakia,? said the still-bleeding Smothers. There has been no word on the re-match.
The world continues to count down to the release of GWAR?s new album,Lust In Space, and the beginning of their 2-year long 25th Anniversary tour, both coming on August 18
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