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One Hell Of A Show

One Hell Of A Show

Posted: May 30th 2009 By: CMBurnham

On May 23 we witnessed an amazing turn of events. In the opening contest we started with a bang! what better way to start off the night than the return of X-Rated! The Sanchez brothers were planning on facing off against the death row inmate Shank and Tank Conrad. Unknown to the rest of the roster the duo was arrested for stealing Kevin James Sanchez's truck! Without opponents for X-Rated what would Miss Sheila do? Miss Sheila is a woman with connections, and she made the call to Parts Unknown and the SWCW fans witnessed the return of Crisstopher Freakshow Crow who teamed with David Kyzer. After a great competition Kyzer took the fall after a super kick and a flatliner, X-Rated left on top.

Next it was Xavior facing off against Damon Windsor and Romo in a Triple Threat match. A match filled with high flying action and a powerful offence by Damon Windsor could have ended on a high note but the fans were left in disappointment when Xavior walked out on top after making Romo submit.

Later Havoc was put up against the newly crowned SWCW Luchadore champ Ozzy Hendrix. Hendrix did all he could to bring the big man down but Havoc's size and power were just too much for the high flyer to handle. Hendrix was left lying in the center of the ring with his championship thrown at his feet.

Next on the card the Heavyweight championship was defended by 3rd Rail who
faced off against Kevin Morgan. A great back and forth battle ended when the 400-pound monster applied a Cobra Clutch style choke, and refused to remove it. The Good Ol' Boys, Bud Barnes and Moonshine, escorted Miss Sheila to the ring. Not only did she slap Rail around but she made sure that the decision was reversed.

Next the Good Ol' Boys faced the returning Texas, Inc. The crowd went crazy
throughout the match screaming Boomer! Sooner! and Texas sucks! through its entirety. It seemed as though the Good Ol' Boys had the upper hand throughout the match. Once Moonshine was able to deliver the last drop Bernard Funk's signature cow bell was thrown at him and Moonshine was suspected of using the bell to cheat. Moonshine was DQed and Texas, Inc. gained the victory. Miss Sheila came back to the ring one more time and suspended Texas, Inc. for one month without pay!

Next it was finally time for some Hardcore action, the fued between Maniac
Mike and Kareem Sadat reached an all time high. After several traded blows with hardcore weapons and a crash through a wooden door Mike gained the victory over Sadat and finally captured the gold he's been after for months.

At long last it was time for the main event. Back from his neck injury, Sage was ready to gain back everything he lost before. Not only did he need to get back his Cruiserweight gold but also Lady Starwind. What better way to settle it all then to raise the gold above the ring and end it all in a ladder match? It started out like any regular match, but once the stakes were high the ladder came into play. Once Rage gained the upper hand and started to climb to the ceiling above, Starwind would do all she could to keep Rage from gaining the victory. Because of this Rage threatened the SWCW security and stole his hand cuffs to later cuff Starwind to the bottom rope. After a brutal bout it came to end once Sage landed his signature move, the Heavensent. Sage climbed the ladder and pulled the belt down to the mat and became SWCW Cruiserweight champ for a 3rd time!

After the match was over the lights went out for a moment. When they came back on, Sage was laid out and Rage Logan and Damien Morte stood over him. On the mic Rage said Nemesis is reborn And violence will rise again!

All in one night X-Rated had their return, Crisstopher Crow made his return and Nemesis reunited! Plus new champions and new faces! Yes. this did turn out to be one hell of a show!

 

Tags: X-Rated, Shank, Kevin James Sanchez, Miss Sheila, Crisstopher Crow, Damon Windsor, Romo, Havoc, Ozzy Hendrix, 3rd Rail, Kevin Morgan, Good Ol' Boys, Bud Barnes, Moonshine, Texas, Inc., Bernard Funk, Maniac Mike, Kareem Sadat , Sage, Lady Starwind, Rage Lo

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