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Not Happy At All

Posted: Feb 21st 2009 By: CMBurnham

Note: The following was written and sent to us by Brandon Bishop. The content and opinions expressed are soley his.

Let me explain something to the owners of GPCW... I'll be sure to make this quick and to the point, using small words that even they have the ability to comprehend.

On February 13th, I was suffering from a congestial and gutteral flu-like ailment that had me completely rendered unable to get out of bed.. In all my years of wrestling I have missed only three shows out of many hundreds, it's not like I have a record of missing bookings. For you backwood hillbillies to strip me of my title, and rob the fans of GPCW of what could have been Match of The Decade, just proves to me and to everyone that you have no idea how to run a promotion, and have no right attempting to do so. GPCW is a genital wart on the ass of Independent wrestling, and proved it by this decision to rape me of my accomplishment and possible future success.

For nearly a year Carnage blurred his scary monster contact lenses to the notion of facing the man that made his career possible. For nearly a year after I made my GPCW title aspirations crystal by beating his large ass, he has ran with tail tucked. Chris, you know what I'm capable of, you know that this match with me would have ended drastically different than the one you had with my "substitute" Se7en.

Sure Se7en may have been one of my early mentors, but I have surpassed him in every category, and I now serve as his mentor. Whatever he offered you in that match is DIET in comparison to what you've been running from in me.
I know that you and J. D. Richards are lying prone in a 69-like position with each of your heads up the others' ass, and I know the two of you got together quickly upon news of my sickness, you must have been so relieved Chris. And J. D., you must have been relieved beyond limits that you had a reason to strip me of the title. Meanwhile I'm here in Colorado running to the toilet every 10 minutes and releasing something that still didn't reek as bad as your little political maneuvers.

I know you' re probably thinking this is a sealed case Chris, J. D., and to whom else it may concern, but please think further.

I am the man that brought wrestling to Southern Oklahoma back in 2001. Without me and ACW, there would be no IZW, there would be no GPCW, there would be no Carnage, and J. D., you'd still be battling through cheeseburgers and Mountain Dew on the porch of your single wide trailer. I am responsible for everything you have right now, I am the genesis for what you consider your own creation, and I have never lost a war in this business. Payton Scott wanted a War, I beathim. Se7en wanted a war, I beat him. Michael Barry wanted a war, I beat him. John Zorthos and IZW wanted a war, I beat them. Ask around. Look up old footage. Do what you have to do. Just don't think this is over by any means kid.

You're not going to know when ready to take back what's mine. And I'm not only talking about that belt. My legacy started under the grounds you walk Chris, and it's always going to be mine to reclaim. Do yourself a favor Chris, don't be such a coward. You're like the elephant that's afraid of the mouse. But I'm not a mouse, I'm a rabies carrying, vicious minded, sinister and cynical jagged toothed RAT, and my infestation of GPCW had only just begun. Mind dark corners, and look under your bed before you go to sleep at night. Be sure and tell your kids and wife that you love them dearly my old best friend, you never know when it'll be the last time you see them.

BB

Tags: Bandon Bishop, GPCW, Carnage, Se7en, ACW, IZW, J. D. Richards, Payton Scott, Michael Barry, John Zorthos