Friday the 13th Dog Collar Match in Lawton vs. Carnage!
Posted: Feb 5th 2009 By: mikeiles
For you fine folks in the Lawton area, be prepared for the bloodiest night of pro wrestling you've ever imagined... I will be defending my GPCW Heavyweight Championship against former champion, the 420lb Carnage.
I don't plan on having a wrestling match, I don't plan on just defending my title, I have the complete intent of ending what he has called a career in wrestling.
After this Dog Collar Match, which by the way is a match that I have more experience in than anyone anywhere near the Oklahoma/Texas circuit, I would be open to reigniting our friendship as I fully intent on visiting him in the hospital with stuffed animals and balloons that say Get Well Soon!
I am going to hurt this giant man in his own yard, and the unwritten rules that apply to wrestlers and wrestling in general will not apply on February 2009's Friday the 13th...
I apologize in advance to Carnage, and to the fans in attendance that will truly experience a life altering, traumatizing event that will turn their stomachs and stay burnt in their vision... Actually, no I don't apologize... you all know what's going to happen...
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