Sep 27th 2026 01:27am

Sign Up / Sign In|Help

 

Missy's Manor: Mailbag Addition to Mecha Mummy Awareness Month

Missy's Manor: Mailbag Addition to Mecha Mummy Awareness Month

Posted: Jul 28th 2008 By: CMBurnham

The feedback to last weeks article that reviewed the dumbest Japanese indy matches was overwhelming. I received more responses reviewing freakin' Mecha Mummies, Robot Wrestlers, Jushin Liger Mummies, etc. rather than reviewing territories, indys, and actual main stream wrestling that the masses care about. I'm totally baffled. I guess there is a audience that craves for Mecha Mummy coverage instead of 24 pages off MMA in the Observer. Did I happen to trip over a new phenomenon of absurd wrestling characters? Perhaps J.R. Benson can finally cash in on his Abortionist, Ku Klux Clowns, HIV Kid, NAMBLA, and other offensive wresting characters? I even had people send me links to even more absurd wrestling matches. I even had letters from mainstream wrestling personalities respond to my article. Let me dip in to my mailbag and show everybody how my Japanese Wrestling review reached the masses and ruined my reputation all at the same time.

Dear Missy,
I would rather stay in jail for a additional week than ever watch Mecha Mummy or any of your recommended videos ever again.
Jim Fullington

Dear Missy,
Those battles were true slobber knockers. I'm willing to send you a one way ticket to Japan to run a developmental territory of wrestling robots, clowns, and mummies. We can even supply you with a television show. You can even do the booking. I hope you realize I'm being sarcastic. Perhaps you might want to take advantage of the WWE's offer to go to rehab. Don't expect to see Mecha Mummy on next years RAW/Smackdown draft.
J. R.

Dear Missy,
I'm sorry, but there is no room for Mecha Mummy in the Observer Hall Of Fame. Perhaps you should start your own Hall Of Fame and induct nothing but wrestling clowns, robots, bears, and mummies. Will Victor The Wrestling Bear and Mecha Mummy be inducted this year? By the way, your HOF ballot was rejected. I'm not even going to open it up.

Don't even tell me those were match of the year candidates. You are banned from covering anything considered wrestling. Don't even ask me to cover robot wars in the MMA section. Got to go. I have 24 pages of MMA to write about. Do you think anybody notices that I cover less wrestling?
Big Dave

Dear Missy,
We are cancelling any plans on filming a 'Guest Booker DVD' with yourself. There is no interest in watching you book a dream federation of Mecha Mummies, Robots, and Clowns. The only thing you should be booking is a appointment with a psychiatrist.
Kayfabe Commentaries

Dear Missy,
We are proud to announce that Mecha Mummy will be receiving a WWE Legends Figure before you ever get one.
Jakks Wrestling Figures

Dear Missy,
I'm cancelling you subscription to the F4W Empire. Apparently you forgot the concept of wrestling. We tolerated your reality TV show articles, guest booking a Hogan VS. Savage program, and even your Meltzer bashing rants. There is no room in the Empire for intergalactic wrestling garbage.
Bryan Alvarez

Dear Missy,
I booked Robo Cop in WCW for Capital Combat '90. Everybody laughed at me. I bet you think I'm a genius now.
Ole

Dear Missy,
I can't believe you rated me #14 in the galaxy behind Super Robo, Mecha Mummy, Hornswoggle, Gentle Ben The Wrestling Bear, Black Mummy, Doink, Gobbledy Gooker, El Gigante, and others.
Bret

Dear Missy,
Lou Thesz never had to use a launching hand attachment to show how wrestling is real. Frank Gotch never malfunctioned if he was exposed to water. Sam Muchnick never had to book a Robot to draw a big house in St. Louis. We are removing your bikini from our wrestling museum. You really have no concept of wrestling.
Pro Wrestling Hall Of Fame

I'll be back later in the week. I will have my final installment of more wacky garbage wrestling. I owe it to the fans who keep sending me videos of this crap.

 

Tags: Missy Hyatt, WWE, J. R., Lou Thesz

Printable version Email to a friend

Supplemental Information

Latest News

1
The Scoop

The Scoop

NEWS Tanea Brooks (Rebel [2nd]) was working towards getting signatures on a petition regarding funding for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS). The petit... Read More

All Columns

Upcoming Events

There are currently no upcoming appearences.

Complete Calendar

1

Spotlight in History

  • 1977 Dr. X & Porkchop Cash def. The Medics (Medic #1 & Medic #2) for the TSW United States Tag Team Titles
  • 1982 The Rat Pack (Ted DiBiase & Matt Borne) def. Junkyard Dog & Mr. Olympia for the MSW Mid-South Tag Team Titles
  • 1985 Brian Adias def. Gino Hernandez for the WCCW Texas Heavyweight Title
  • 1986 The Fantastics (Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton) def. Eddie Gilbert & Sting for the UWF Tag Team Titles
  • 2003 Brandon Groom became the SRPW Heavyweight Champion
  • 2003 Tarantula & X-Cal became the SRPW Tag Team Champions
  • 2003 Big Daddy Moore def. Dexter Hardaway for the SRPW Hardcore Title
  • 2008 Outlaw def. 3rd Rail for the SWCW Heavyweight Title
  • 2008 Rage Logan def. Sage for the SWCW Cruiserweight Title
  • 2008 Shank became the SWCW Luchadore Champion
  • 2008 Seth Allen def. Dustin Heritage for the IZW Impact Division Title
  • 2015 Lil Outlaw def. Little Nasty Boy for the EMWF Heavweight Title
  • 2015 King Midget def. Lil Outlaw for the EMWF Heavweight Title
  • 2019 Stephan Bonnar def. MVP for the WCR Imperial Title
  • 2025 Mitch Onyx def. Bishop Simon for the RWE Light Heavyweight Title
  • 2025 Triple Crown Tribe (Fuel & Koko) def. The Super Crash Brothers (Trench Blythe & Badger James) for the UWE Tag Team Titles
  • 2025 Birdman def. Anarchy [2nd] for the UWE Apex Title
  • 2025 Brandon Warhawk def. Faded Ghoul for the UWE Heavyweight Title
  • 2025 Sgt. Todd def. Floyd Maystorm for the WAH Hunger Dojo Title
  • 2025 L. C. Green def. Deacon Hendrix for the RWE Heavyweight Title
  • 2025 Will Chambers def. L. C. Green for the RWE Heavyweight Title

Week of Sun 09-27 to Sat: 10-03

  • 09-27 1977 Dr. X & Porkchop Cash def. The Medics (Medic #1 & Medic #2) for the TSW United States Tag Team Titles
  • 09-27 1982 The Rat Pack (Ted DiBiase & Matt Borne) def. Junkyard Dog & Mr. Olympia for the MSW Mid-South Tag Team Titles
  • 09-27 1985 Brian Adias def. Gino Hernandez for the WCCW Texas Heavyweight Title
  • 09-27 1986 The Fantastics (Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton) def. Eddie Gilbert & Sting for the UWF Tag Team Titles
  • 09-27 2003 Brandon Groom became the SRPW Heavyweight Champion
  • 09-27 2003 Tarantula & X-Cal became the SRPW Tag Team Champions
  • 09-27 2003 Big Daddy Moore def. Dexter Hardaway for the SRPW Hardcore Title
  • 09-27 2008 Outlaw def. 3rd Rail for the SWCW Heavyweight Title
  • 09-27 2008 Rage Logan def. Sage for the SWCW Cruiserweight Title
  • 09-27 2008 Shank became the SWCW Luchadore Champion
  • 09-27 2008 Seth Allen def. Dustin Heritage for the IZW Impact Division Title
  • 09-27 2015 Lil Outlaw def. Little Nasty Boy for the EMWF Heavweight Title
  • 09-27 2015 King Midget def. Lil Outlaw for the EMWF Heavweight Title
  • 09-27 2019 Stephan Bonnar def. MVP for the WCR Imperial Title
  • 09-27 2025 Mitch Onyx def. Bishop Simon for the RWE Light Heavyweight Title
  • 09-27 2025 Triple Crown Tribe (Fuel & Koko) def. The Super Crash Brothers (Trench Blythe & Badger James) for the UWE Tag Team Titles
  • 09-27 2025 Birdman def. Anarchy [2nd] for the UWE Apex Title
  • 09-27 2025 Brandon Warhawk def. Faded Ghoul for the UWE Heavyweight Title
  • 09-27 2025 Sgt. Todd def. Floyd Maystorm for the WAH Hunger Dojo Title
  • 09-27 2025 L. C. Green def. Deacon Hendrix for the RWE Heavyweight Title
  • 09-27 2025 Will Chambers def. L. C. Green for the RWE Heavyweight Title
  • 09-28 1979 Mike George & Bob Sweetan became the MSW Mid-South Tag Team Champions
  • 09-28 1982 Mr. Olympia def. Killer Khan for the MSW Mississippi Title
  • 09-28 1984 The Long Riders (Scott Irwin & Bill Irwin) def. The Rock & Soul Connection (Buck Zumhofe & King Parsons) for the WCCW American Tag Team Titles
  • 09-28 1986 Buddy Roberts def. Terry Taylor for the UWF Television Title
  • 09-28 2008 Striker def. Al Farat for the MSWA Mid-South Heavyweight Title
  • 09-28 2013 The C. I. A. (Trevor Mapleleaf & J. B.) def. The Oakhurst Fire Mafia (Keebler & Diamond) for the SRPW Tag Team Titles
  • 09-28 2019 Brixton Barricade def. Chaz Sharpe for the ASP Inter-County Title
  • 09-28 2024 Daniel Aaron Michalles def. Pastor Brent for the WAH Hunger Dojo Title
  • 09-28 2024 Shotgun Webber def. Zac Royal for the TIW No Pressure Title
  • 09-29 2007 Luc Lapointe & Beau Dalton became the SWCW Tag Team Champions
  • 09-29 2007 Kareem Sadat def. Kevin James Sanchez for the SWCW Hardcore Title
  • 09-29 2007 Beau Dalton def. Luc Lapointe for the SWCW Sooner Xtreme Title
  • 09-29 2007 Kunna Keyoh def. Joe Herell for the UWF06 Violent Division Title
  • 09-30 1963 Bill Miller def. Louie Tillet for the WCCW Texas Brass Knuckles Title
  • 09-30 1965 The Daltons/The Fargos (Jim Dalton/Jim Fargo & Jack Dalton [1st]/Don Fargo) became the TSW United States Tag Team Champions
  • 09-30 1974 Blackjack Lanza def. Jose Lothario for the WCCW Texas Brass Knuckles Title
  • 09-30 1977 Ox Baker def. Captain USA for the WCCW American Heavyweight Title
  • 09-30 1981 Great Kabuki def. Bob Roop for the MSW Louisiana Title
  • 09-30 1983 The Super Destroyers (Super Destroyer I & Super Destroyer II) def. Roddy Piper & Bulldog Brower for the WCCW American Tag Team Titles
  • 09-30 2006 The House of Strange (AWOL & Overdose) def. The Family (Beau Dalton & Luc Lapointe) for the AACW Tag Team Titles
  • 09-30 2007 Outlaw became the MSWA Oklahoma Champion
  • 09-30 2017 Los Loco Moscas (Elijah Sparks & El Greengo Loco) def. Legion (Rob Cabella & Shawn Shields) for the BPPW Oklahoma Tag Team Titles
  • 09-30 2023 The Psychotic Messengers (Tank Bryson & Malachi) became the MajCW Tag Team Champions
  • 09-30 2023 Romeo Reese def. Punk Synister for the MajCW Flawless Title
  • 09-30 2023 Nibira def. Skidz for the MajCW 24/7 On Call Title
  • 09-30 2023 Brandon Groom def. Nibira for the MajCW 24/7 On Call Title
  • 09-30 2023 Oscar Amazing def. Brandon Groom for the MajCW 24/7 On Call Title
  • 09-30 2023 Lunchador def. Oscar Amazing for the MajCW 24/7 On Call Title
  • 09-30 2023 John J. Bishop def. Lunchador for the MajCW 24/7 On Call Title
  • 09-30 2023 Lunchador def. John J. Bishop for the MajCW 24/7 On Call Title
  • 10-01 2002 Pimpology (Jeffrey Parker & Kool Ade) def. The Professionals (John Zorthos & Julian Wolfenbarger) for the ACW Tag Team Titles
  • 10-01 2002 Bitch the Clown def. HIMM for the ACW Hardcore Title
  • 10-01 2002 The Cookie Man def. Bitch the Clown for the ACW Hardcore Title
  • 10-01 2002 HIMM def. The Cookie Man for the ACW Hardcore Title
  • 10-01 2004 Beau Dalton def. Bobby Dalton for the SRPW Hardcore Title
  • 10-01 2011 Michael Barry def. Double D for the IZW Impact Division Title
  • 10-01 2011 Maniac Mike def. John E. Stone for the SWCW Heavyweight Title
  • 10-01 2011 Se7en def. Kareem Sadat for the SWCW Hardcore Title
  • 10-01 2011 Kevin James Sanchez & Kareem Sadat became the SWCW Tag Team Champions
  • 10-01 2011 Drake Gallows & Bobby Star became the SWCW All-American Champion
  • 10-01 2012 Brian Lakewood def. Brandon Walker for the ComPro Heavyweight Title
  • 10-01 2016 Dean Lambert def. Kareem Sadat for the EmpCW Independent Hardcore Title
  • 10-01 2016 Running Wolf became the NAW Heavyweight Champion
  • 10-01 2016 Thunder, Inc. (Rolling Thunder & Tim Bean) def. The Midnight Riders (The Unknown & The Midnight Rider) for the NAW Tag Team Titles
  • 10-02 2004 Missa Sparkle def. Beau Dalton for the SRPW Hardcore Title
  • 10-02 2004 Beau Dalton def. Missa Sparkle for the SRPW Hardcore Title
  • 10-02 2004 Codie Mullins def. Beau Dalton for the SRPW Hardcore Title
  • 10-02 2004 Beau Dalton def. Codie Mullins for the SRPW Hardcore Title
  • 10-02 2009 Aerial Assault (Montego Seeka & Ky-ote Joe) became the MSWA Mid-South Tag Team Champions
  • 10-02 2010 Outlaw def. Tyson Jaymes for the SWCW Heavyweight Title
  • 10-02 2010 Bleach, Ink (Draven Cross & Korvin Sage) def. The Hardcore Connection (Shane Sanchez & Maniac Mike) for the SWCW Tag Team Titles
  • 10-02 2010 Rage Logan def. Damien Morte for the SWCW Cruiserweight Title
  • 10-02 2010 David Kyzer def. Kareem Sadat for the SWCW All-American Title
  • 10-02 2010 Kevin James Sanchez def. Kareem Sadat for the SWCW Hardcore Title
  • 10-02 2010 Jasper Davis def. Kevin Douglas for the NWA Texas Junior Heavyweight Title
  • 10-02 2010 La Reina de Corazones def. Tasha Simone for the NWA World Womens Title
  • 10-02 2011 Nemesis (Damien Morte & Damon Windsor) def. The New Age Syndicate (Scott Sanders & Shawn Sanders) for the MSWA Mid-South Tag Team Titles
  • 10-02 2016 The Urban Misfits (Drake Gallows & Dean Lambert) def. The Mid-South Express (Tyson Jaymes & Will Chambers) for the MSWA Mid-South Tag Team Titles
  • 10-02 2020 Jerome Daniel Griffey def. Niles Plonk for the TexPro Red River Title
  • 10-02 2021 Step Brothas (Jermaine Johnson & Tego) def. Niles Plonk & Flex Zerba (substituting for Dexter Hardaway) for the BCW Tag Team Titles
  • 10-03 1967 Brute Bernard & Mike Paidousis def. The Von Erichs (Fritz Von Erich & Waldo Von Erich) for the WCCW American Tag Team Titles
  • 10-03 2008 Spoiler 2000 became the NWA-OK Oklahoma Heavyweight Champion
  • 10-03 2009 Arrogant Money (Austin Tacious & Randy Price) def. BLK-OUT (Jermaine Johnson & Montego Seeka) for the IZW Tag Team Titles
  • 10-03 2020 Classy & Sassy (Niles Plonk & Dexter Hardaway) def. The Brotherhood of Holy Hell (Terry Pantera & Dean Lambert) for the BCW Tag Team Titles
  • 10-03 2020 Super Beast def. Cody Burns for the BCW Heavyweight Title
  • 10-03 2025 Lola the Adventurer def. Skylar Slice for the CPW Women’s Title
  • 10-03 2025 The Super Crash Brothers (Trench Blythe & Badger James) def. The Sweet Life (Colt Killbane & Jake Swayze) for the CPW Tag Team Titles
09-27
  • Angel Camacho Sep 27th Today!
  • Alec Bisogno Sep 27th Today!
  • Tyler Cordingley Sep 27th Today!
  • Trey Count Sep 28th
  • Kamille Sep 28th
  • Scott Lee Sep 28th
  • Billy Ray [2nd] Sep 28th
  • Tommy Prince Sep 28th
  • Rip Tyler Sep 28th
  • Skandar Akbar Sep 29th
  • Bang Bang Bennett Sep 29th
  • Ann Casey Sep 29th
  • David Sammartino Sep 29th
  • Raymon Downey Sep 30th
  • Marlboro Slim Sep 30th
  • Fred Urban Sep 30th
  • Seth Coburn Sep 30th
  • Kidd Riggs Sep 30th
  • Lady Starwind Sep 30th
  • Hector Guerrero Oct 1st
  • Mike Foxx Oct 2nd
  • Cold Blooded Chris Oct 2nd
  • Abilene Maverick Oct 2nd
  • James Southard Oct 2nd
  • Funnybone Oct 2nd
  • Abilene Maverick Oct 2nd
  • Waldo Von Erich Oct 2nd
  • Crystal White Oct 3rd
  • Don Fargo Oct 3rd
  • Johnny TV Oct 3rd
  • Tim Geohagen Oct 4th
  • Dick Hutton Oct 4th
  • Jay Strongbow, Sr. Oct 4th
  • T-Arsenal Oct 4th
  • Bobby Fulton Oct 4th
  • Abyss Oct 4th
  • Studd Lee Oct 4th
  • P. Y. Chu-Hi Oct 4th
  • Violent V Oct 4th
  • Dennis Heflin Oct 5th
  • Joaquin Wilde Oct 5th
  • Spike Oct 6th
  • Mr. Nasty Oct 6th
  • Paloma Starr Oct 6th
  • Rip Oliver Oct 6th
  • Smash Oct 6th
  • Frankie V Oct 7th
  • Tennessee Rebel Oct 7th
  • Rhino Oct 7th
  • Nelly Rivers Oct 7th
  • Terry Orndorff Oct 7th
  • Ripper Collins Oct 8th
  • Moonshine Oct 8th
  • Brett Irons Oct 8th
  • Judy Martin Oct 8th
  • Travis Harkrider Oct 8th
  • Betty Niccoli Oct 9th
  • Andre West Oct 9th
  • Richard Fitzwell Oct 9th
  • Brian Breaker Oct 9th
  • K. J. Everly Oct 10th
  • Shane Morbid Oct 10th

More Look Back In History