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OMNI Interviews : Brotherhood Of Mayhem

Posted: Dec 11th 2013 By: mikeiles

The third in a series of interview leading up to OMNI-6

OMNI Interviews : Brotherhood Of Mayhem

CR : I'm here with the Brotherhood Of Mayhem, consisting of Malice, Menace 2nd and Mischief. I have some questions concerning your thoughts on OMNI-6, the tournament for the tag team titles and just general questions for the three of you.

Malice : Let's make it quick. My time is important.

CR : First question: How did you three come together to form the Brotherhood Of Mayhem?

Mischief : If you are much of a reporter, you would have already researched that.

Malice : Actually, Menace and I faced one another in a singles match. He was a beast and I liked what I saw. We clicked and a legend was born.

Menace : I saw fire in Malice's eyes in my first match with him and his style blew me away . . . I wanted to be a team.

CR : Malice - Is your formation of dominant tag team with Menace a direct response to being left out of the Heavyweight tournament earlier this year? This being in reference to the fact you were in a 3 vs 3 match that secured Michael York a bye in the tournament. How's that for research Mischief?

Malice : No. It's apparent they were scared to put me in the tournament. I'm not the fan friendly, smiling image they wanted.

CR : Do you or Menace actually ever smile underneath those masks of yours? In fact, that leads me to another question : why the masks in the first place?

Menace : I smile when people get crushed down into submission. The mask is my pain.

Malice : I smile when our opponents suffer. My mask is my image. Things happen in life that make your heart and soul turn black, my mask reflects that.

Mischief : Why the masks? Well, if they didn't wear them, there would be a 20 minute delay to clean off the panties that were thrown into the ring before the match.

CR : Interesting. Speaking of pain . . . Menace - you have definitely showed why you are the muscle of the team. How has it been tagging with Malice, as he seems to be the mind behind the muscle?

Menace : The brain and the bronze work well to destroy others in our paths. He says ?crush? and I feel and laugh at their pain knowing that they feel what is real from the lies of this cruel world existence.

CR : Quite poetic for a man that has left a destructive path with your arsenal of throws and slams. Malice - do you fear that maybe your prot?g? will outwit you someday and the master will be surpassed by the pupil?

Malice : I hope so. When I leave this business it's Menace's to dominate. Any good leader hopes that someday his prot?g? will cut his throat and takes his place.

CR : Mischief - it seems that you have been strategically placed at ringside to distract the opposition. Are you more than eye candy and if so, whatever other ways do you contribute to the Brotherhood?

Mischief : Of course I have a purpose! Any good looking woman who constantly hangs around with two big muscular men has an obvious purpose. My purpose is to be better than all the other women. To show them their inferiority as females and to rub it in their faces, what they can never get.

CR : Point taken Miss Mischief. Well . . . now that we have those pleasantries out of the way, let?s focus on the task at hand and get down to the meat of this interview...The Omni Tag Team Title Tournament. How have you felt about your competition so far?

Menace : We have devoured the ones in our way and we are like wolves hungry to tear into the meat of those bones that stand in the path of those titles . . . we are hungry.

Malice : What competition? There's no competition for us. Menace could've beaten C. I. A. by himself and Mountain Man and Steven Sterling, jokes at best. It doesn't matter who they put against us, they're going to get hurt. By the way, we aren't in this for the titles. We're in this to cause pain; titles will just be a side effect.

Mischief : Mountain Man smelled like a goat.

CR : Your win against CIA 2.0 was quite impressive, clocking in less than 30 seconds from bell to bell, but I would say your match with Mountain Man and Steven Sterling tested your abilities as a team a little bit more. How will you prepare for the duo of Striker & Maddox as they have a little bit of experience under their belt as a tag team?

Mischief : Yeah, those two may have a bit more experience working together, but you know what they say . . . A new broom sweeps clean.

Malice : We don't prepare for anyone, they prepare for us. Striker and Maddox stuck their noses in our business at OMNI-5, so they have a special place of anger in my heart. They're going to wish they never saw a wrestling ring.

Menace : They will pay for what they have done . . . they will never be the same after the 14th . . . we promise.

CR : Mischief - you do seem to wear very long gloves, do you have to clean up a lot after Malice & Menace at what I would take, could be called the Headquarters for BoM?

Mischief : No, my time is put too much better use. We have a maid named Consuela.

Malice : How did you know we have a headquarters? Somebody has been talking too much.

CR : Consuela? Any relation to Paul Puertorico or Roberto Romero? The potential opponents in the Finals of the tournament . . . if you make it past Prone To Violence or the Promoter's Choice tag team?

Mischief : Probably. All those illegals are related, aren't they?

CR : Malice, I was merely guessing on Brotherhood Of Mayhem having a headquarters, as they seem to be prevalent when it comes to shady organizations and dare I say ?masked villains?. Also, Mischief, both Paul Puertorico and Roberto Romero are legal citizens of the United States, I think you may have just admitted to employing an undocumented worker.

Malice : We already beat those guys elsewhere. The hispanitards better pray that they lose their match so they don't have to take that beating again. And we WILL beat Prone to Violence. The only violence they'll be prone to is what we dish out.

Mischief : Well, I don't know that she's undocumented, but she sure is uneducated... And you have to keep an eye on her around the valuables.

CR : Menace your take on Prone to Violence, Los Calientes or the Promoter's choice tag team that has yet to be revealed?

Menace : They are called fake birth certificates, Paul and Roberto, there will be nothing left of them and promoters choice they can have their favorites my favorites are beating down people like a meat cleaver until there is nothing but ground meat...

CR : I sense that the tension is starting to build and it's probably best for me to begin wrapping things up here. So, I will ask you the same question I posed to Paul Puertorico, and will pose to all involved in the tag team tournament. How will you celebrate if hypothetically you win the Omni Tag Team Titles on December 14th?

Mischief : Well, since I'm not entirely sure if interview quotes can be used as evidence, I would rather not disclose my plans of celebration.

Malice : I don't celebrate anything. WHEN we win those titles as a result of beating people up I'll hire someone to carry my belt around.

Menace : The true celebration is destroying everything and anything that moves . . . enough with these insane questions when we take out the trash they call competition . . . we will be standing in that ring knowing we have conquered all that has mouthed and bragged about their lives we will destroy who they are inside and out . . .

CR : I'm not sure either if they're admissible in court, but I'm sure it wouldn't help any court case.

Mischief : Exactly. So mind your own business. Kthxbai.

CR : Now the opposite of that possible outcome aka winning the belts is in fact losing say in the Semi-Finals or Finals. What will be the Brotherhood of Mayhem's mission if you happen to fall short in the tournament?

Malice : What are you trying to say? Are you saying we're going to lose? Watch your mouth or I'll have Menace break your spine!

CR : Point taken. I have no further questions, and will instead yield the floor to any final comments the three of you may like to get down on record.

Malice : For the record . . . (Malice flips over the table, as they leave the room)