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Jeff "Whinebag Crybaby" Hardy gives WWE his notice

Posted: Aug 22nd 2009 By: mikeiles

The following is a MySpace blog from native Oklahoman "Impressive" Anthony Wayne, who is currently wrestling professionally mostly in Tennessee. The opinions and views expressed here are those of Anthony Wayne only and do not necessarily reflect the opinions and views of any staff member of Oklafan.

Well, well, well, what a surprise. Jeff Hardy, one of the two highest paid backyarders in the business along with John Cena, has given his notice to WWE. Or maybe not so much of a surprise, seeing as how he's done it how many times before? Oh wait, maybe I have to take that back...he usually dosen't give proper notice, he usually just disappears. I wish he would have had the common consideration for those of us who respect what professional wrestling should still be to just disappear again, say, oh, the frigging day after he came back this time! What a joke. If God watches over the wrestling business, my prayer is that this time, the going is for good. I'm so tired of Jeff Hardy and guys like him staining this business with what they do, how they conduct themselves, and how they appear and present themselves. Truth of the matter is, this jackass could be working one day a week making five million a year and still not be happy. This time he's whining about the schedule! Kid, you want to know what a schedule was? Go in the back and talk to Arn Anderson, Ted Dibiase, Steve Kerin, The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Sgt. Slaughter, Dean Malenko...the list goes on and on, and they can tell you what a booking schedule was, you little crying pantywaist! My trainer, Mr. Ebony Tom Jones, wrestled every night of the week, then two times each day on Saturday and Sunday, because that's what this business is about! I would say Jeff Hardy wouldn't have lasted a day in professional wrestling back then, but I'd be wrong: he wouldn't have been allowed into the business in the first place back then! So Jeff, do us all a favor, please. Get out, stay out, and shut up!

Tags: Anthony Wayne, WWE, Ted DiBiase, Sgt. Slaughter, Tom Jones