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Carnage Still Crying: An Interview With J. D. Richards

Posted: Jul 19th 2009 By: CMBurnham

Bill Hughes: Mr. Richards, things are heated up in GPCW right now. Your view points on the matter?

J. D. Richards: Well it's like this. Things are heated up because the Oklahoma Nightmare, Carnage, keeps things heated up. You see, Carnage, all you have to do is quit crying and whining. that's all.

BILL: But he has a reason to be mad at you?

JD: He has no reason at all !!!!! NONE! Name one reason.

BILL: Well for one, he has been DQ'd the last two months when he clearly defeated his opponents legally.

JD: Bill, that's why you're a reporter and not a wrestler, or a commissioner. Number one: In June, Carnage was told no outside interference, what happened Lilith came to the ring and interfered an.............

BILL: But it's a bat, for Pete sakes!!!!!!!!!

JD: Let me finish, you incompetent pencil pusher. Carnage stated and I quote "Lilith is my mistress" unquote. As far as I'm concerned that's outside interference. Now number two: In July, Carnage had to break the rules and grab his opponent's tights for the 1-2-3
I seen it with my own eyes, I had to make a decision, because I play by the rules, and therefore he got DQ'd.

BILL: Everybody in Cache, Oklahoma knows as well as I do, that's not the way it happened. I know Carnage very well and he don't have to bend the rules to get a victory.

JD: You trying to tell me how to do my job? Let me tell you something, you pencil necked geek, I got you this job, and I sure in the hell can FIRE you. I don't need you or anyone else to tell me how to run GPCW . NOW if you will kindly apologize, we will get back to the business at hand.

BILL: Yeah, O.K. Another issue being brought up: why did Dominator get a title shot over the original Wichita Mountains Champion Li'l Joe?

JD: You're pushing the envelope Hughes, not that it is any concern of yours nor anybody else's. Dominator deserved the shot He has done everything I have asked of him, the man has beat Carnage many times since he has showed up in GPCW. That's the reason I brought him in, to show Carnage that he is not the ruler of the roost in GPCW. I'm a firm believer that if you play by the rules you get rewarded. Sorry Carnage, no rewards for you.

BILL: That's just plain wrong J.D. You're a sick man. I can't believe your antics. What got into you, JD? I still can't see why you put the knife in Carnage's back.

JD: Man ain't you been listening at all? I am NOT going to repeat myself for you or anybody reading this. Do the math put 2 and 2 together. The fact of the matter is this Hughes, you're FIRED. This interview is over. Get the hell out of my office. Carnage, I'm still looking to end your career. I'm coming after you with both barrels. I will give you this, I DON'T LIKE YOU, but I do respect LILITH, so keep her away from me and GPCW or she may get burned like you. August 14th at the Cahoma building Carnage, come prepared, because you never know what's going to happen.

Tags: J. D. Richards, GPCW, Carnage, Dominator, Li'l Joe