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The Canadian Luchador w/ Jon Davis interviewed by SK Fulton

Posted: Apr 11th 2003 By: oklastaff

S. Fulton-So let me get this straight, a Canadian luchador, is that correct?

Canadian Luchador -Yeah that?s correct

S.F.-Right, so where are you from exactly in Canada?

C.L.-Great White North.

S.F.-Well ok, there?s a lot of territories and provinces up there, I just thought...

C.L.-Didn?t you hear what he announced?

S.F.-Well, the Great White North.

C.L.-That?s where I?m from.

S.F.-Ok, do you have a name?

C.L.-The Canadian Luchador.

S.F.-That?s it?

C.L.-These American people out here ain?t worth giving my real name out to.

S.F.-Ok, well that?s um...understandable.

Jon Davis-That?s none of your business, that?s no one?s business what the Canadian Luchador?s name really is, it?s for me to know and that?s all that matters.

S.F.-Well, we?ve got with us referee...

J.D.-Head Referee

S.F.-Excuse me, Head Referee.

C.L.-Remember that, that is his correct title.

S.F.-Sure I?ll fix that in editing. Head Referee Jon Davis, who is someone I?ve wanted to talk to for awhile now, but I wasn?t sure how to bring this up, so I glad you brought your man out here with you. You?ve been sporting that maple leaf on your ref jersey for quite some time now, then you bring out this guy, what are you planning?

J.D.-You don?t need to know.

S.F.-Alright.

J.D.-When the plan is fulfilled this stupid little state will learn to fear the new Canadian threat.

S.F.-So you?re Canadian also I take it.

J.D.-Yes I am.

C.L.-We hung out together all the time back in Canada, we?re best friends. He gave me a call, said this TLL wrestling federation wasn?t doing anything good. They had some good competition, but they needed a true superstar. He called me up and asked if I wanted to come down, of course I would, I?m Canadian. I?m going to get in there and I?m going to be the next Light-Heavyweight Champion. I?m going to run through the lightweight division like they?re nothing.

S.F.-So you made your debut tonight against Justin Lee a week after we found out he was El Furioso, he came out and said that he hadn?t been having fun wrestling and...

C.L.-Who cares? Who cares what he has to say?

S.F.-Well I was just trying to...

C.L.-I embarrassed him tonight. I beat him for the one two three. You saw it. He counted it, and he called it fair the whole match.

S.F.-FAIR?!? You rolled him over!

J.D.-I did not.

C.L.-No, no, no Justin was pulling my hair the whole match.

J.D.-He was pulling the hair.

C.L.-You need to start watching the matches, in the end it was one-two-three, the bell rang, I was the winner and I won fair and square.

S.F.-Alright, it was a three count ending I?ll give you that.

J.D.-Justin just can?t win one, can he?

C.L.-Nope, he can?t win, he can?t beat Canada, he just hasn?t figured that out yet, and if he wants to go at it again, I?ll beat him again. I?ll embarrass him in the middle of the ring.

S.F.-I would imagine he probably is going to coming after you.

J.D.-Well, let him come.

C.L.-Sure let him come, he can?t win one against the Canadians.

S.F- Any final words? Anything you?d like to let the people know?

C.L.-Yeah, I?d like to let the people know that there?s a new Canadian threat in this pathetic United States. This is a no good country, you go around sticking your noses in other people?s business, where you don?t belong. We?re smart, we take care of ourselves. One more thing, I?m issuing a challenge to any light heavyweight out there to step into the ring with me and I?ll beat him just like I beat Justin Lee.

S.F.-As long as you get to pick the ref.

C.L.-I don?t pick the ref.

J.D.-The ref picks him.

S.F.-I see.

J.D.-When everything is said and done we will run TLL. None of these little Mexicans, none of these little Americans can compete with us. We will run this company, mark my words. We haven?t even started yet.

C.L.-We?re going to change the name of it, it won?t be Tornado Lucha Libre or whatever they call it.

S.F.-Oh really, what?s it going to be?

J.D.-Canadian Lucha Libre.

S.F.-Well ok, thank you very much.

C.L.-Shut up kiss ass.