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Shoot Interview With GPCW Champion Carnage

Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 By: CMBurnham

[Editor's note: The opinions shared in this interview are those of Glen Donaldson and Carnage and do not necessarily reflect those of Oklafan.com]

Glen Donaldson: I'm sitting here with Great Plains Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Champion Carnage. Carnage, how are you today?

Carnage: I'm not doing too good Glen, a lot of messed up things are going on in the GPCW orginization.

GD: What's going on? I know you have some things to get off your chest, that's why I was contacted by a mutual friend to talk with you and get it on paper. By the way....you look pissed!

Carnage: Well, here is the deal, Martin Justice, owner of GPCW is a damn idiot! He has no clue what he has in his possession. He has screwed GPCW right into the ground.

GD: How has he done that? I mean I know since the inception of GPCW, you guys have had to cancel a couple of different times, was it necessary?

Carnage: NO!! And that's what pisses me off, it was not necessary at all. Martin is best friends and roommates with Jeffery DeGeorge, also knows as Jeffery Parker...

GD: Yeah, I think we all know about him, he's a big joke!

Carnage: EXACTLY!! But Martin does not see that, he listens to everything Jeffrey has to say, Jeffery is like his mentor or something, it's insane. All Martin and Jeffrey care about is going out to where they keep their horses and playing Broke Back Mountain, that's all they care about. Martin has indeed cancelled shows on short notice before, he doesn't see that everytime he does that, he is taking a payday away from a worker who has already turned down work at other Feds to be apart of GPCW, that is just not professional and it shows disrespect to the business.

GD: Sorry, I'm still laughing at the Broke Back Mountain reference! Yeah, but I have heard that about them, always running around together, and doing their own thing.

Carnage: Yeah, wrestling is secondary to Martin, he is supposed to be owner and promoter, but he had never acted like that, he is just a washed up alcoholic, he came to our first couple of shows drunk off his ass. Martin has never once talked to the locker room, or showed professionalism by walking around and introducing himself, he doesn't even shake the boy's hands in the locker room or thank them for coming out!

GD: I have never heard of that before, that is insane. That is locker room ethics 101! So I take it Martin does not get much respect?

Carnage: He gets zero because he gives zero.

GD: What happened with the show being cancelled for July 26th?

Carnage: Well, Martin, Jeffrey and some prick named Catfish (just a smark) got their heads together and decided to bring some midget wrestlers down, I have no problem with that, BUT...Martin put that as his number 1 priority rather than his own promotion. Martin cancelled the show because the midget Fed wants to use his ring in Dallas on that same night, so instead of staying loyal to his promotion, he kayfabes us and decides to take Jeffery and Catfish down to Dallas. I am sick and tired of it, he did not even have the balls to call and let us know, we heard 3rd person about it, and the gutless coward STILL wont return our calls.

GD: When you say "our" calls...

Carnage: I mean J. D. Richards. He is one of my brothers and we have decided that we don't need Martin, even though he has the ring...Martin is fired! Maybe you wonder how we can fire the owner, well it's simple...as of 3pm tomorrow, J. D. Richards and myself will be the legit owner of the name Great Plains Championship Wrestling and we will also own the logo and the catch phrase "come feel the excitement".

GD: Wow, so that's legit?

Carnage: it's legit! We payed the money today and have all the paperwork in and we own it. Now, Martin still plans to run a midget show on July 27th in Medicine park, but I am putting a stop to that. If he runs, I will have my attorney all over him and I will sue him for what little bit of money his worthless ass has got. Here is a little secret though....The show on the 27th is cancelled, Martin just doesnt know it yet!

GD:Man, Carnage, that's great! I'm glad you and J. D are taking over, now maybe it will become a real promotion and be ran the right way.

Carnage: Thank you Glen. I plan to help GPCW reach new heights, and with the help of J. D, we will get there. We are in the process of finding a ring right now, so if anyone knows where one is, give us a call. and also, we have spoken to every promotion in the State and we are pleased to say that Martin and Jeffery are black balled...hell, he might as well sell us his ring, it's just gonna collect dust. Martin, if you're reading this, you know you need some more beer, I got $1,000 bucks for your ring right now, take it and have a beer bust, you punk!

GD: Well, I guess that says it all. Carnage is not happy with Martin Justice and if Martin knows what's good for him, he will stay away from him and any other Federation in Oklahoma. It doesn't sound like he is well liked at all. Martin, on behalf of Carnage, J. D. and all the boys in GPCW, I give you a double fingered salute and a big F**K Y*U!!!

Tags: Carnage, GPCW, Martin Justice, Jeffrey Parker, J. D. Richards