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Breaking Treyfabe: Who Made The Potato Salad?

Posted: Apr 4th 2011 By: CMBurnham

So I?m at my first WrestleMania in quite awhile?.a few of the local wrestlers are in attendance at this house party as well as the second best ring announcer in the Greater Tulsa Area.

- Off the bat there was a Tulsa Brings It sign in attendance, represent.
- The Rock with too long of an entrance into the ring.
- First mention of Fruity Pebbles, nice.
- And we get Alberto Del Rio with an as always amazing ring entrance?an over $100,000 Rolls Royce driving him to the ring, as it should always be for such a man with high character as Del Rio is to the wrestling universe.
- Del Rio/Edge match as expected with some run-ins from the usuals?Broadus, Christian, and the announcer.
- Edge with a spear to get a clean victory over Del Rio in what is one of the biggest travesties I?ve ever seen in Wrestlemania history, ever.
- Del Rio is obviously too good to hold the gold for this crap company.
- Erm, and then Edge and Christian destroyed the vintage Rolls Royce that Del Rio drove in, they should be arrested.
- Rey Mysterio comes out as Captain America, one of our partygoers even predicted it. Better that than one of Power Pack I guess.
- Rey Mysterio with a Justin Lee moonsault got huge applause at the party that I?m at.
- Cody Rhodes with some retribution for all the travesties Mysterio has begot him and got what I will label as a clean pinfall.
- Um, why is Steve Regal rapping.
- Um, why is Khali singing Summer Lovin from Grease.
- Um, why is Zack Ryder singing Friday by Rebecca Black?.ok, that was pretty cool actually.
- I?m not even going to comment on what Chris Masters and Yoshi Tatsu did.
- Hornswoggle with some rapping action with the Bella twins.
- Next match up is Corre vs. Kofi/Santino/Show/Kane.
- Lots of fun finishing spots early, including the Cobra.
- Match lasted about two minutes, Big Show with a pin as the Corre gets no push.
- Randy Orton with a nice RKO as CM Punk was flying towards him. I?d rather have Punk win but oh well.
- Um, why is Pee Wee Herman here and why is he a fan of John Cena.
- I just got threatened by Bad Bromance for some comments on pretty boy tag teams I made, oooops?truth be told, I did enjoy one pretty boy tag team, the Fantastics. So if Justin and Max start coming out with bowties and some ZZ Top I may start giving them positive press.
- Michael Cole is dressed as The Greatness!!!
- I?m not sure if it was a compliment or not but one of the members of Bad Bromance said that we have a real life Chris Burnham in attendance?referring to me, of course.
- Jerry Lawler with a fun win over Michael Cole, using Swagger?s finishing hold to get Cole to tap.
- I did not appreciate Stone Cold?s stunner on Booker T. In fact, I haven?t appreciated anything Steve Austin has done in quite a while.
- It was an agreed upon consensus by the partygoers that Undertaker is a big fan of the movie Walk the Line?or was that Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox Story?.I dunno?
- HHH and Undertaker surprisingly booked earlier than expected on the card, both men taking some good bumps.
- Both men kicking out of their respective finishers.
- Early rumors of the possible person to break the Taker?s streak is Snooki or Dan Spivey.
- HHH with a tombstone on the Taker and Taker?s kickout made for a big pop.
- HHH with a tapout and the streak continues. Fun match, sloppy ending.
- EXCUSE ME!!! ? always love Vickie on the mic.
- Snooki with an awesome John Kronus inspired move and a nifty little pin.

I just got a message from the anonymous Breaking TreyFabe staff writer ?

WHAT IS GOING ON AT THIS WRESTLEMANIA. IF IT WASN?T BAD ENOUGH THAT DEL RIO GOT ROBBED IN THE OPENING MATCH, NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THE US TITLE MATCH HAS BEEN SCRUBBED FROM THE PAY PER VIEW? HOW MUCH LONGER ARE THEY GOING TO KEEP DOWN THE IRISH ASSASIN? THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH MORE OF THIS I WILL TAKE BEFORE I CALL MY BRETHREN IN DUBLIN TO ASSEMBLE THE REGULATORS SO WE CAN MARCH UPON CONNECTICUT TO TAKE CARE OF MCMAHON AND HIS CRONIES. I THINK MIKE ROTUNDA IS BEHIND THIS. THE WWE HAS GONE OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BURY THE CAREER OF SHEAMUS AND WE DEMAND AN ANSWER!!!?..

- I have to agree with my staff writer on this one, taking the Sheamus/Bryan match off the card was a disgrace, I mean, at least Bryan can hold a good match.
- The main event looked like every other Cena/Miz match, with Cena botching spots as usual.
- Fun bumps on the outside of the ring led to a double countout?so?..
- The Rock comes out and restarts the match only to?..
- Predictably lay out Cena so the Miz gets the victory but?.
- The Rock then takes it to the Miz and the night ends with the Rock getting applause.

Overall a fun enough time watching Wrestlemania, but I of course was not happy at all with the outcomes.

- For one, Del Rio was robbed.
- The Corre and CM Punk took the losses to the faces?having at least one of them win along with Del Rio would go a long way in setting up some villains at future pay per views.
- Austin and the Rock?s spots were predictable.
- HHH and Taker was a good match up until the ending.
- Snooki actually did better than anyone expected.