Warrior's Machete: Coming attraction
Posted: May 21st 2010 By: mikeiles
He who rules his spirit has won a greater victory than the taking of a city. ~ Jesus
One who conquers himself is greater than another who conquers a thousand times a thousand on the battlefield. ~ Buddha
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?Dear Teddy letters are good for the soul ? Part-II? soon to arrive.
My gut instincts are always right. Like I say, your first gut instinct is pure reason. I knew it was good for me to do a Part I, then a Part II. It gave me a chance to stand back and view the aftershocks.
I love how my posts separate the wheat from the chaff, the idiots from the intellectual, the men who actually sweat when they workout from the cross-dressers with memberships at Curves, the real patriots who get what freedom is from the guys who think unalienable in the Declaration of Independence has something to do with Area 51 and little green creatures from outer space.
I?ve finally figured out how to get rid of these metrosexuals and other gender-confused misfits who come around stinking the joint up ? make my posts even longer. Amazing, if it?s not a sound-bite or one of those in-fashion toilet reading books filled with one syllable pieces of wisdom, it?s too damn much. A diatribe. Long and long. On and on. Rambling.
Hey, numb-nuts, some of us need and enjoy better literature than bubble gum wrappers and the cut-and-paste posts at your silly-ass wrestling sites. Some of us are here to fulfill a mission in our lives ? always learning?always growing. Jerking off is something you loners do maybe once in a while. It?s not something you?re supposed to do with your whole f?ing life.
I?m positive there?s a correlation between the stamina of your mentality and the stamina of your physicality. I?ll save that piss-slapping dissertation for another Classic post.
In the meantime, stack up on your Red Bull supply. You?re going need it to get through the next Long and Hard and Brilliant Warrior Machete?s Post you don?t have the discipline to turn your eyes from. You?re welcome.
Someone wrote and asked why comments are turned off.
Simple. I value my time ? and yours, too. Commenting is a waste of it.
Your Founding Father of Time Management,
Always Believe,
Warrior
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- 09-09 1970 Waldo Von Erich def. Jack Curtis for the TSW Mississippi Title
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- 09-10 1968 The Spoiler & Gary Hart def. Fritz Von Erich & Grizzly Smith for the WCCW American Tag Team Titles
- 09-10 1971 Ramon Torres def. Roger Kirby for the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Title
- 09-10 1978 David Von Erich def. Bruiser Brody for the WCCW Texas Heavyweight Title
- 09-10 1979 Oki Shikina & Sugar Bear Harris became the TSW United States Tag Team Champions
- 09-10 2011 Drake Gallows became the BYEW Entertainment Champion
- 09-10 2016 Psycho Sawyer def. Ray Martinez for the SRPW Heavyweight Title
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- 09-11 1957 El Medico def. Duke Keomuka for the WCCW Texas Brass Knuckles Title
- 09-11 1958 Angelo Savoldi def. Dory Funk for the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Title
- 09-11 1963 The Bolos (The Great Bolo [1st] & The Mighty Bolo) def. Bill Watts & Jerry Kozak for the TSW United States Tag Team Titles
- 09-11 1967 The Von Erichs (Fritz Von Erich & Waldo Von Erich) def. Brute Bernard & Mike Paidousis for the WCCW American Tag Team Titles
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