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Missy's Manor: Wacky Japanese Wrestling Plus A Plug For Paul E. Normus Benefit

Posted: May 20th 2009 By: CMBurnham

I want to plug the PWS show for this Friday night @ Garfield Boys & Girls Club on 490 Midland Ave in Garfield, NJ. All proceeds from the event are being donated to Paul E Normous's parents at the event to help finance the cost of Paul's funeral services.

Stars on the show include Shock Wave, Koko B. Ware, Shad, Kizarny, Balls Mahoney, Nunzio, Sandman, The Zombie, Julio Dinero, So Cal Val, Butterbean, Ox Baker, Roxxi, & The First Lady Of Wrestling Missy Hyatt.

For more information and tickets please visit www.ProWrestlingSyndicate.com

The show will be implementing "Missy's Guest Booking Formula #167". That formula consists of Wrestling Robots, Zombies, Hulk Hogan Celebrity Wrestling Alumni, and sinister carneys = a kick ass wrestling show.

I'm all psyched to see Shock Wave The Robot in person. I first stumbled on to the gimmick when Bob Magee from PWBTS emailed me a picture of him. This was after I wrote a article about wacky Japanese wrestling. My annual salute to wacky Japanese wrestling will be written soon for anybody who cares.

I than looked up a Shock Wave match on youtube. I thought the gimmick was awesome. Worthy enough to fight against Mecha F'N Mummy that might be the greatest match ever by my warped standards.

Here is a description of a Shock Wave Match that everybody needs to download:

Shock Wave The Robot VS. Mecha Mummy: Shock Wave comes out to the goofiest robot costume ever. He does over exaggerated robot movements. He doesn't sell much. Shock Wave The Robot = Ticket & DVD Buys. Mecha Mummy tries to use his "Cock Knocking-Launching Hand". Shock Wave no sells it. Mecha tried electricity. Shock Wave isn't buying this. Mecha even used his power drill hand attachment. Shock Wave no sells it, since he's too sophisticated for this nonsense. Eventually Mecha utilizes water. That's right, freakin' water. Apparently none of us knew that Shock Wave is not water resistant. What a big manufacture/booker defect to this great gimmick. Shock Wave started selling to the point that he was motionless. Mecha scored the pin by a malfunctioning Shock Wave. Remember a Mummy from the future is smarter than a robot of the future.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uoq6ck6S04E

I also want to plug WSU that is running on 6/6 5:00 PM @ 615 Main Street, Boonton, NJ. The show features their annual Uncensored Rumble.

I'm all psyched to see Nikki Roxx [formerly Roxxi from TNA] going back to her original wrestling name and hopefully back to being a awesome wrestler again. Roxxi will be wrestling against Rain. Rain got the looks, personality, & ring skills to hopefully land her a job with TNA again. The girl is $$$ & I guarantee you that some major promotion will realize it this year.

The show also got a 60 minute Iron Woman Match with Mercedes Martinez VS. Angel Orsini. i seen both of these wrestlers tear it up in matches over the last year. 60 minutes will hopefully give them a decent amount of time to show that they both have psychology and enough wrestling skills to entertain anybody that appreciates women's wrestling.

I want to give a quick shout out to Dawn Marie who should be expecting her second child very soon. Dawn is a great friend of mine and is one of the few people who actually worries about the health of wrestlers. I think she is doing a great job in raising $$$ to buy Steve Williams a new voice box. I strongly encourage everybody to check out her site @ http://www.wrestlersrescue.org/.

Tags: Koko B. Ware, Missy Hyatt, Steve Williams