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Missy's Manor: Legends Of The Ring

Posted: Oct 13th 2008 By: CMBurnham

Originally I wasn't going to make a appearance at Legends Of The Ring. I figured between working on two WSU shows on Friday and Saturday that I would feel burnt out. "Super Agent" Scott Epstein calls me up on Friday and insists that I should make a appearance for himself and at "Superstar" Billy Graham's table. How could I turn down a invitation to share a table with "Superstar" & "Super Agent"? Duh!

I been having a blast at the wrestling conventions for almost two years. I get to see old friends in the wrestlers and fans. I get to see how everybody will get a WWE Legends Figure before me. Even legendary characters like Shock Master and Outback Jack are getting Legends figures before me. Screw you Jakks!

I had a blast in running in to Buff Bagwell. I was the person who got Buff in to a wrestling school and helped get him booked in Global and WCW. Buff always gives thanks to me for getting him in to the biz. We used to be next door neighbors in Georgia. He joked about how he heard Eddie Gilbert and myself arguing once and he thought I was in danger. So Buff ran out with a gun. Luckily Eddie was still cool enough to book him in Global after that debacle. We also joked about how I made sure to bring Buff's demo tape directly to Jim Barnett, in which he immediately got his first WCW contract..

Disco [Degenerate Gambler] Inferno was cool to talk with. We talked about how I'm one of the few workers who moved to N.Y. instead of staying in Florida like him and almost every wrestler.

Virgil was always sleazy [not in a good way] as usual. The sleaze ball was rubbing my 8X10's at Signa Mania two weeks ago. He overheard a conversation with myself and a mutual friend of Jasmine St. Claire. Virgil chimes in how he could be the next John Holmes. I replied "Good, Than You Can Die Of AIDS like John Holmes". Virgil probably got off on that comment.

I ran into One Man Gang who lost a ton of weight and added new tattoos to his bald head. He is still a total sweet heart and will sit you down and talk about UFO sightings.

King Kong Bundy slimmed down and looks like Mini Bundy. I like the idea of a slimmer and healthier Bundy.

I saw Jake Roberts. I brought up about seeing him messed up on you tube. Jake was adamant that his drink was spiked. If Jake can be adamant about being drugged, than I can be adamant about my breasts being real.

One former WWE Diva grabbed my butt. Later in the day, Amy Lee grabbed my butt at a WSU show. My purfume must be rocking!

Justin Credible came up to me and gave me a hug. He's a sweet heart. He told me how he's in culinary school and is working in a restaurant. I advised him that nobody wants a chef with a freshly gigged forehead. Hopefully Justin will take my advice.

Superstar was cool. He really goes out of his way to be personable with the fans. Even the wrestlers came up to him to have their photos taken with him. Scott Epstein did a great job in running our table.

The great people at www.kayfabecommentaries.com gave me a complimentary Guest Booker DVD: Jerry Jarrett. They are so nice in providing me DVD's to keep me entertained. They put out some innovative-quality products.

I ran in to James J Dillon and Tully Blanchard. I was never around Tully much in NWA. He looks great and James J Dillon never ages.

I left the convention around 4 P.M. to spend my profits at the mall before the WSU show. I earned the right to spend my hard earned $$$ at Xpress.

I'll be back later in this week with my review of the recent WSU shows.

Tags: Missy Hyatt, WWE, Jim Barnett, One Man Gang. King Long Bundy, Jake Roberts