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Posted: Jun 18th 2008 By: CMBurnham

Hello wrestling fans, Triple B here with some updates on what's happening down here in HArdmore, USA and the 3DW! Hey wait a minute, I better quit it with that USA stuff or Al Farat's gonna think I'm cheering for him and his group of no good cronies. Before I get to all the juicy stuff, let's re-cap on the last couple of shows so when can bring you up to speed with all the current events. In Davis a couple of weeks ago...

6/6- Davis High School Gym (attendance: 311)

1) "The Gifted" Eric Rose def. Skull Von Hellzig in a relative mediocre match.
2) Masked Renegade Kowboy def. Thomas Trump in an exciting match.
3) Max McGuirk def. Menace 2 Society by DQ due to Max injuring his knee in the ring. Max will be out for a few weeks to undergo a knee operation.
4) 3DW Dual Kombat champions, "2AM" ("Hellacious" Javi Hernandez & Kunna Keyoh) vs. "Limited Edition" (3DW Texoma champion "The Mayne Event" Les Mayne & 3DW Violent Division champion "The Great" Dane Griffin) went to a time limit draw.
*In a special arm wrestling challenge, Davis High School Superintendant Mr. Pete Bird defeated Jerry Bostic and the fans loved it!
5) "The Largeador" Michael Faith def. Montego Sheik-ah, one word...Awesome!
6) Earl "Bam Bam" Kennedy and Thug Nasty def. "U. S. A." "United Sheik's Army", (Al Farat and Ky-ote Johammed) At the start of the show Farat jumped Kennedy and used his fork and left "Bam Bam" in a bloody mess causing Nasty to come out, make a save and accept Kennedy's request in joining him to do battle with the "U. S. A." which Nasty gladly accepted.

6/7- "3DW SmashGarden" in Ardmore (attendance: 89)

1) Violent Division champ, "The Great" Dane Griffin def. MRK, after match Ky-ote Johammed def. Griffin as he exited the ring for the title.
2) Max Mcguirk vs. Menace 2 Society went to a no-contest after "U.S.A." attacked M2S. It seems like there's a mis-understanding in the ranks. M2S was in his own opinion trying to save Max from a further beating or possible second injury to his other leg and therefore didn't want to wrestle Max who by the way was ready to go no matter what. Well to Farat it was a sign of weakness as he wanted M2S to put Max out of commission due to his hatred towards Max's trainer and a long time rival of Farat's, "Mr. Ebony" Tom Jones. Needless to say it got ugly!
3) Texoma champ, "The Mayne Event" Les Mayne def. "The Homodor" El Culo Intruso in an easy 1, 2, 3!
4) "The Largeador" Michael Faith def. Skull Von Hellzig (3DW champ Shane Rawls could not compete due to knee injury) Again, easy.
5) "2AM" (Dual Kombat champs, "Hellacious" Javi Hernandez and Kunna Keyoh) def. "High Society" (Thomas Trump and "The Gifted" Eric Rose) in a "Best of 7" series now making it 2 for "H.S." and 3 for "2AM" T.L.C. match is next!
6) "New Gangsta Nation" (Thug Nasty and Menace 2 Society def. "U.S.A." (Montego Sheik-ah and Ky-ote Johammed w. Al Farat) U ain't reeding it wrong dawg, Nasty T and M2 the S is rolling 2-getha and it's da NGN baby! By the way, check 'em out at www.ultimatewrestlingfederation.com

Check out www.oklafan.com for the results of our "Fan Appreciation" show that happened this past Tues. and follow all the stories. Now the to news...

It seems like things went kinda wrong for Bundy up north somewhere when he was gone cause he's been acting plum goofy. Oh did we forget to tell you? Bundy's back and he demands to be called Ding Dong Bundy. You see it all started about 2 years ago when he started in the business. He wanted to honor his idol King Kong Bundy so he used the name Bundy. Well after a few tweeks here and there he never managed to quite capture the magic he was looking for so after several failed attempts at changing his image and even a short lived but controversial departure from the then UWF06, he has returned and with some added baggage. You see it seems like he's talking to himself and believe it or not to his now "trainer and constant companion" King Kong Bundy himself. He says that "The Man" himself told him that he needed to give honor to the family name, (they're not even related for pete's sake!) but anyway, he demanded to be called Ding Dong Bundy! Holy mackarel what's next?

Can anyone please tell me who was driving the truck when D-Money was abducted? Also who was that masked man that jumped Thug Nasty on this past show during his and Farat's match? Were they one and the same?

In other news, Al Farat (who'll be at hand this Sun. at MSWA and re-invading IZW on June 28th) and Thomas Trump have become the new NWA-OK Tag Team champs this past weekend in Tahlequah, OK. The NWA-OK will be having a show this friday at Cain's Ballroon in Tulsa, OK for the Amer. Red Cross. Check it out at www.nwaok.com or www.myspace.com/nwaoklahoma Also Thomas Trump has captured tag team gold in TWF in San Antonio, TX with Scott Zen Zen. Check them out at www.texaswrestlingfederation.com It seems like all the 3DW stars are traveling everywhere these days which means you come come check these guys out next time their in your area and if you wanna give this a try and make it in this business, ask the 3DW talent for their testamonials folks. Prince Al Farat's SLAM-U is the place to train in Oklahoma, period!

In Sept. and Oct. the stars of 3DW will be heading way up north to New Jersey, New York and Massachusetts to work with one of Farat's good friends from the IWCCW days way back then, promoter Gino Caruso at ECWA, stay tuned! Wait a minute! Back up to an earlier part of this news section darn thingy. I think I'm beggining to put it all together. He's lost all 3 of his past matches (check the results), He's been at the same shows with Farat at different feds, he's a current tag team champion with 2 of the biggest heels in this area and he wasn't present at the "Fan Appreciation" show! It's Tr......nah it can't be! I'll get to the bottom of it, you'll see but until then, see ya ringside!