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Posted: May 29th 2008 By: CMBurnham
Hello wrestling fans, Triple B here with some more exciting 3DW news! First off our results for "Sat. Nite Heatwave" at the "3DW Smashgarden" on 5/24/08...
1- Masked Renegade Kowboy def. Skull Von Hellzig (Formerly Sgt. J. D. Striker)- The match started as a 3 way elimination match that included Farat but he insisted he was too good to be in the ring with these 2 no-names and that he was being forced by the front office to compete in this match and he simply wasn't going to comply and instead he decided to do commentary with Earl "Bam Bam" Kennedy and Joshua Smith. After the match and with assistance from Farat himself, Skull attacked MRK at Farat's request and it was then that Farat introduced the fans to the formation of the real U. S. A. (Unified Sheik's Army) and it's soon to be named new surprise members but introduced the first of them starting with former fan favorite and what was the embodiment of what America stands for, the now "Gestapo" for Farat and "Iraqi Sympathizer" Skull Von Hellzig. He obviously got into the mind of this man Stryker who has been absent from the roster for a while and who now looks slimmer and more immpresive by encouraging him to "honor his German roots!" A smart move by Farat in naming his new stable the real "U.S.A." since he was tired of fans chanting that everytime he was in the ring. Will the fans fall for his play on words? We'll have to see.
2- SECW Tag Team Champion J. D. Rebel def. J-Money- D Money's younger cousin put up an immpresive show but fell short and was defeated by J.D. who was managed by the "American Bad Boy."
3- Montego Sheik-ah w. Al Farat def. MSWA Mid-South Tag Team Champion "Great" Dane Griffin- Yes it's true! Montego Seeka has supposedly seen the light as he stated before the match and the stable's getting stronger as the match ended with Montego throwing powder into the eyes of Dane and scoring a win. Afterwards he denounced his given name and declared that just as Cassius Clay did in the 60's by changing his name to Mohammed Ali, he too would do the same and he allowed Farat to give him a new Muslim name, Montego Sheik-ah!
4- In the "Best of 7" series, the Dual Kombat Champions 2AM (Kunna Keyoh and "Hellacious" Javi Hernandez) def. High Society (Thomas Trump and "The Gifted" Eric Rose) making it 3 for H.S. and 2 for 2AM.- These guys went everywhere and used everything. Next show...A first blood match!
5- In a non-title match, 3DW Heavyweight Champion "Brawler" Shane Rawls def. Max McGuirk- Wow! what a good match with Max scoring a few excellent moves on Rawls but finally succumbing to Rawls. The match was actually going to be against "The Largeador" Michael Faith but he couldn't be there so Max stepped up and gave the champ a run for his money after Rawls cut a promo in where he called Faith a coward for not showing and said that there was no one in the back that could take him. It's clear that it ain't over between these 3.
6- 3DW Texoma Champion "The Mayne Event" Les Mayne def. Ky-ote Johammed w. Al Farat- Oh no please say it ain't so not Ky-ote Joe! After the match the beloved Ky-ote sided with the "Crown Prince" and he too changed his name to a Muslim one and the entire real "U.S.A." attacked Les and left him laying since his partner Dane had to leave the bldg. in a rush after an "emergeny" phone call. By this point the fans had fallen for Farat's plan and refused to chant USA, USA, USA! Talk about redeeming one's self? Farat did the same thing a few years back in the MSWA and AACW where he formed "DOA" (Disciples Of Allah) and was able to brainwash Jason Sanchez (now Kareem Sadat), Rick Valentine (now Mustafa Sharmout), Outlaw (at one time Ali Outlaw) and Slash (at one time Slash bin-Rotten) so he made it very clear after the fall of The Dynasty that he would meet with his mentor Gen. Skandar Akbar and return with a vengence and boy did he. Can anyone say "Devastion, Inc." re-visited?
In other news Thug Nasty returned after a successful showing in Arabi, Lousiana where he worked for the UWF (Ultimate Wrestling Federation). Al Farat, Jerry Bostic and Ky-Ote were supposed to be on that show but due to scheduling issues weren't able to be there. They have promised to travel to the UWF-LA for their next show and 3DW will be featuring some of their stars such as "The Vigilante" Don DiBiase, "Rugged" Rod Price, "The Canadian Superman" Bryan Hart (another one of Farat's trainees) as well as the already infamous Menace 2 Society on upcoming shows here in OK as well. Check them out at www.ultimatewrestlingfederation.com Appologies are in order for Matt Riviera who works for and co-books for the WWCW (World Wide Championship Wrestling) in Carbondale, IL as this past weekend they ran a show there and the office contacted Mr. Farat to work against Al Snow on the main event but again due to scheduling conflicts it didn't happen. The 3DW stars are in demand and things are getting hotter in 3DW! Speaking of our stars being featured everywhere, NWA-OK will be having 2 shows on June 13th and 14th and scheduled to appear are 3DW's Les Mayne and Al Farat. Mysti Meanor will be taking a hiatus for a while due to some personal issues so lots of luck to her and we can't wait for her to return. D Money has decided to retire form active duty so what's next for the "Original Hustla"? Will he come back to manage his younger cuz J-Money? We'll hafta wait and see. On our next show "Fri. Nite Inferno" is this Fri., May 30th, C. M. Burnham will be on hand doing color commentary alongside Earl "Bam Bam" Kennedy. Josh Smith will be on hand as ring announcer/reporter. Speaking of "Bam Bam", don't forget "Inferno" on Fri., June 6th in Davis, OK where Davis' very own "Bam Bam" comes out of retirement and dusts off some of that ring rust. Stay tuned for more info on the talent exchanges, new website, new faces and new show locations we're working on and for more up to date info on the travels of our 3DW stars, please continue to visit us at www.officialuwf.com For now this is Bobby B. Brave saying...See ya ringside!
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