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The Armbar Press

Posted: Apr 28th 2008 By: CMBurnham

Hey folks it's "Triple B" here bringing you the bi-weekly news of 3DW that you all can't wait for. Actually I've decided on bi-weekly instead of monthly so I can bring you all the results of the shows as well as all the juicy gossip surrounding them and I've got a big editon for you all this time. We'll get to that in minute but first I'd like to retract something that was written by me in the last edition of "The Armbar Press" The owners of 3DW are actually Thomas "Trump" Hood and Danny Hunt. I got the owners and investors mixed up. Now to the news, there's clearly some dissention amongst "The Dynasty" as of late. Check out the results with actual accounts and I'll comment on it as we go along. Heeere we go!

Results for 4/26 in Ardmore

*Before the show "Sat. Nite Riot's" music hits for about 15 seconds and then comes to a scratching halt! New music hits and a ref. comes out with a spray paint can and sprays the initials 3DW on the stage over the UWF logo. It's obvious that the setting has changed. There's new guardrails with the logo, the staff and security were wearing the new shirts with the logo, then out comes Thomas Trump and delivers an awesome speech explaining why it's now 3DW, that the show is now "Sat. Nite Inferno", that the 'UWF Arena" is now the "3DW SmashGarden"and that the screen is now the "3D-Screen" but most importantly that this company is still Ardmore's own just a little bit more grown up. The near 300 fans close his speech for him when they start to chant 3DW!, 3DW!, 3DW! Josh comes out to start the show with his usual shtick when all of a sudden he stops to show a vignette showing an altercation between Eric Rose and Al Farat that happened in Lawton the night before in where he (Josh) capitalizes and when the vignette is over and the lights come back on he states "and I'm your ring announcer and new "Violent dividsion" champion...) taking off his jacket and showing off his title. He goes on to ring announce the entire card with his belt on until he loses it later on that night.
1- "The Ultimate Hustla" D-Money w. Mysti Meanor def. "The Homodor" Culo Intruso- The night before in Lawton "MRK" (Masked Renegade Kowboy) ran in to save Mysti Meanor after her match with "The Homodor" where she was being assaulted. This prompted Randi Lynn (Championship Committee Chairperson) to make an impromtu match between the 2 where "MRK" scored the win but not retribution for Mysti since Culo took off running for the locker room after the pin. "MRK" wasn't gonna just pin him, he was gonna teach him not to pick on girls. Anyway D-Money picked up where "MRK" left off and made good on it delivering a much needed beating on Culo with Mysti serving as his valet and getting in a few kicks in of her own. You go girl!
2- "High Society" (Thomas Trump and "The Gifted" Eric Rose) def. "2AM" ("Pride of the Chickasaw Nation" Kunna Keyoh and "Hellacious" Javi Hernandez)- This was the 2nd match in a best of seven series. So far it's 1 and 1! Will the "2 Angry Men" still be the "Dual Kombat" champs or will it be Trump and Rose?

**After this match a fellow by the name of "Big Daddy Mack" entered the ring a cut a promo promising that he'll be the next big thing in managers and that he'll bring the gold to whomever he decides to take under his wing. He insulted color co-commentator Earl "Bam Bam" Kennedy and the fans of the south (he's now living in Dallas but originally from Philadelphia, PA and it was obvious from his accent) so we'll have to see what this veteran of 25 years will have in store for us soon.
3- "Da Rastafarian Flyer" Montego Seeka def. "MRK"- With D-Money taking care of business against Culo, it was time for "MRK" to concentrate on a bigger issue at hand, his match with the turncoat, Seeka who by the way dedicated his match last night to his great grandmother who passed away earlier this week. What a match! Seeka used his dreaded head stomp on the ramp to defeat the masked one. It ain't over between these two, trust me.
4- "Ltd. Editon" ("The Great" Dane Griffin and "The Mayne Event" Les Mayne) def. "The Crown Prince of Crimson" Prince Al Farat- Two weeks ago and as a return favor for Dane and Mayne, "Gangsta Nation" took out Farat before his match pitting Bostic against both members of "Ltd. Edition" who recently broke off "The Dynasty". What a beating Bostic suffered at the hands of these two. This week Bostic who took it personal against Farat instead of Thug and D- Money decided to no show Farat leaving him alone to face both Dane and Mayne. In this handicaped match Bostic and Frankie Dee not only no-showed Farat but after the match Bostic's music hit again and he strutted to the ring claiming he was ready to do battle! Farat who by the way was assisited back to the locker room in the end by his new protege Seeka clearly understood he was being mocked and yelled, "The match is over you idiot!" Bostic stated "I guess that means that since you started without me and it's clear you lost the match for us, I've got the night off!" Out comes Randi Lynn and informs Bostic that he does indeed have a match and it's againt Thug Nasty!
5- "The One Man Dynasty" Jerry Bostic def. "Sho-nuff" Thug Nasty- There's more trouble in "The Dynasty" as "The Diva Destroyer" Franki Dee no-shows Bostic. After a very brutal match, the former "Boss" defeats Nasty with some brass knuckles and continued to assault Nasty after the match with the same brass knucks prompting Josh Smith to call for help. When Josh (who at this time is the "Violent Division" champ defeating Farat in Lawton last night before the show when as he entered the arena saw the altercation where Eric Rose took Farat's head off with a super kick after being ridiculed by him) entered the ring to assist Thug and got knocked out and pinned by Bostic who is now the "Violent Division" champ. After all this, Bostic picked up the mic and stated that he needed no one and that from now on he shall be known no longer as "The Boss" but as "The One Man Dynasty" Jerry Bostic!
6- "The Brawler" Shane Rawls def. "The Hardcore Warrior" Ky-ote for the title- After winning a fatal 4 way match in Lawton on Friday, Shane Rawls entered the ring and beat down Ky-ote and demanded a last chance at his title. Ky-ote cut a killer promo where he said, "This is indeed your last chance at gold yet I'll still be victorious!" After an awesome match between these two, Shane becomes the new champ by giving Ky-ote a powerbomb slam from the top rope and a clothesline from hell!

Bundy out of 3DW!, Dynasty is no more!, New champs!, what's next? Stay tuned and until then this is Bobby B. Brave saying..."See ya ringside!"

Tags: 3DW, UWF06, El Culo Intruso, Joshua Smith, Al Farat, D-Money, Mysti Meanor, Masked Renegade Kowboy, High Society, Thomas Trump, Eric Rose, 2AM, Montego Seeka, Les Mayne, Dane Griffin, Limited Edition, Jerry Bostic, Thug Nas