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Posted: Sep 22nd 2007 By: CMBurnham

9-17 WWE RAW

Jim Duggan def. Daivari in a Flag Match.

Beth Phoenix stood at ringside during the match pitting Mickie James & WWE World Women's Champion Candace Michelle against Jillian Hall & Melina. After Michelle pinned Melina, Phoenix entered the ring and shoved the Women's title belt onto Michelle's shoulder, then stared at her intimidatingly before leaving the ring.

9-20 TNA iMPACT

A. J. Styles was backstage with Tomko & Kristal. He was dressed for a Polynesian party and encouraged Kristal to join the fun. Christian Cage walked in and A. J. said he was early. When Cage asked what was going on, A. J. said they're throwing a Samoan party. He had leis and pineapple and suggested peeling the bananas with his toes, "like the Samoans do". Tomko grabbed A. J. and reminded him that he was facing 1/2 of the TNA World Tag Team Champions later. He wanted to win the TNA World Tag Team Title, so he recommended that A. J. get rid of the hat and goofy behaviour and focus on winning tonight. Tomko & A. J. left while Cage was interviewed by Kristal.

TNA World Tag Team Champion Ron Killings def. A. J. Styles.

Karen Angle came out and said she was deeply sorry for what she said this past week about Sting and his family & friends. She said she got caught up in the heat of the moment and slapped him once, then admitted it might have been 3 or 4 times. She said it's hard when you are as great a performer as she is and married to as great a champion as she is. Sting came out and said he can guaranteel that at Bound For Glory it will be just him vs. Kurt Angle for the TNA World Title. He asked if Karen had read the letter she received earlier. She pulled it out and discovered it was a restraining order, forcing her to remain at least 50 feet away from Sting at all times until the PPV. Sting then stepped towards the ring, putting him within 50 feet of Karen and causing her to violate the order. Further advances force Karen out of the ring. But that wasn't enough for Sting, who pointed out that the police were there to Karen. Even over TNA World Champion Kurt Angle's protests, Karen was led away to a police car and taken from the arena.

Christian Cage def. Junior Fatu after a distraction from A. J. Styles. A. J. was brought forcibly into the ring and both men were beaten down by Fatu before revceiving Stinkfaces. Tomko hit the ring and a 3-on-1 occurred until Samoan Joe arrived and cleaned house.

Outside the arena, Judas Mesias choked out Sting with a rope.

9-21-07 WWE Smackdown

Teddy Long was backstage with Revered Bruce Bruce, his son Antjuan and Doom (Butch Reed & Ron Simmons). Butch asked how he got a woman as fine as Kristal and inquired how she was in bed. Teddy said he shouldn't be asking those kinds of questions in front of the reverend. Bruce said that he used to wonder the same thing during his pimping days. Teddy said he & Kristal hadn't slept together yet, but that tonight after their wedding, he was going to make Kristal "Holla...Holla, Holla".

Jim Duggan, Beth Phoenix, Sgt. Slaughter & Jerry Brisco were all seen attending the wedding of Teddy Long & Kristal Marshall. Butch Reed escorted Torrie Wilson to the ring. Most of the male guests would leave after the Godfather announced that the Ho Train was once more in session. Only the women, Vince McMahon, Johnathon Coachman, Pat Patterson, Gerlad Brisco & WWE World Cruiserweight Champion Hornswoggle remained. Horswoggle eventually caused such a disruption that he, Coachman & McMahon left. Then, before he could complete his vows, Long suffered an apparant heart attack and collapsed, with Reed and other members & guests trying to tend to him and console Kristal until paramedics could arrive.